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Using a vacuum cleaner for PE?

I was watching some crazy vintage porn the other day and witnessed someone using a vacuum cleaner on their junk. I think they were trying to simulate a blowjob, I don’t know.

I was wondering if anyone out there has used this machine for PE purposes. Yes, crazy I know, but these are crazy times, and this is a crazy world.

I remember an incident involving a man using a vacuum cleaner sucking his penis. I read it online some where.This all worked very well. His wife would go out and he would let the thing suck his junk, but to get more suction he decided to remove the hose and stick his erect penis in to the machine itself. The machine has some sore of high powered chopper unit on it! Guess the rest!


Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

I haven’t used one and never plan to do that for the same reasons that Dieselpower stated above and the fact that I have no clue of how much vacuum the cleaner generates; It’s just too risky and a recipe for lymph builds in my opinion.

Here is a previous thread on the same subject: Vacuum cleaner


The primary goal of PE should be to make your penis as healthy as possible in both form and function. If you do that, increased size will follow.

Very bad idea!

My father always told me never to try masturbating that way and that it has removed more than one penis before. Like “eopn” said you don’t know how much pressure it is generating unlike a pump with a gauge.

Originally Posted by dieselpower
I remember an incident involving a man using a vacuum cleaner sucking his penis. I read it online some where.This all worked very well. His wife would go out and he would let the thing suck his junk, but to get more suction he decided to remove the hose and stick his erect penis in to the machine itself. The machine has some sore of high powered chopper unit on it! Guess the rest!

Holy shit! Poor man.. Here we see what stupidity might cause. One mistake can change your life.

I was going to say that the most likely result would be that you’d break your vacuum cleaner, but I see gprent covered that in his link. The motor on a vacuum cleaner is not designed operate with the hose almost completely clogged for an extended period of time. That just never happens when you use it to vacuum your house.

Lol I was trying to find that article but everyone beat me to it.
It was a 63 year old italian man who rushed into to the hospital with half of his dick wrapped in a newspaper. He came in crying the entire way and claimed he had cut himself shaving, but came clean later. Surgeons were able to reattach his penis but it’s functions are impaired.

Let tha be a warning to you guys. Don’t stick your dick into anything with moving parts, and that includes Japanese robotic prostitutes with iPod docking stations. Don’t make me post clips from that futurama episode!

Originally Posted by TheGreatDivider
Let tha be a warning to you guys. Don’t stick your dick into anything with moving parts…

I guess that pretty much rules out bj’s. :)

[QUOTE=Mushroom]
I was going to say that the most likely result would be that you’d break your vacuum cleaner, but I see gprent covered that in his link. The motor on a vacuum cleaner is not designed operate with the hose almost completely clogged for an extended period of time. That just never happens when you use it to vacuum your house.

Yes I think the worst thing tht can happen if you stick your dick in a vacum cleaner with a chopper mechanism on it ; is that you would damage you vacum cleaner. And I bet it does not cover this is the warenty. Love and peace.


Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

No!


Began December 2009 at 5 7/8" length and 5" girth.

As of December 5th 2012 7 3/8" BPEL and 6 1/8" base girth.

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Originally Posted by dieselpower
Yes I think the worst thing tht can happen if you stick your dick in a vacum cleaner with a chopper mechanism on it ; is that you would damage you vacum cleaner. And I bet it does not cover this is the warenty. Love and peace.

The original poster never mentioned anything about planning to put his dick directly into the vacuum cleaner. I assume he’s not that fucking stupid. 99% of the people trying this put their dick into the end of a very long hose nowhere near any chopping mechanism, so the only danger to themselves is excessive vacuum. Given that most vacuum cleaners are not that powerful, and not designed to take that kind of “load,” it is far more likely that the vacuum will give out before their dick does. :)


Last edited by Mushroom : 08-11-2011 at .

Never do this.

For what it’s worth, I’d say the practice was highly dangerous and not to be attempted at any price.

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