US Implements of PE for Canuck

I’m heading to the USA for a few days. Since I’ve just started getting serious PE, I would like to take the opportunity to buy some of the toys I’ll need to work on my penis. I can buy from a store or order via mail. Clamps are a given, how about a penis pump? Basically, I want not to be restricted by lack of equipment for the next year as I make my push toward a bigger better wanger. So, please give me your suggestions and tips.

Thanks.

Chilly W.’s sidekick.

Clamps are available locally; I got mine from Lee Valley. Everything else can easily be mail-ordered. I find it quicker and easier to do it that way. For example, I have an LA pump — not sure if those are even availbale in stores. Have also ordered from Monty and Monkeybar, and suspect that’s the only way to get their products.

What do you do about the tax and rather open ended customs?

Where are you going in the US? Where the shadows run from themselves?

Do you live in Nanuvit?

If you’re on the West Coast and coming as far south as Seattle, The Crypt Off Broadway on Capitol Hill has a large selection of cylinders and parts, including LAP and another kind with a rounded-off top — probably Kaplan.

No, just Chicago.

Does this qualify as a foreign nation attempting industrial espionage? ;) Watch out, I’ve heard rumblings of the desire to assimilate the Canadian “wilderness” …

I pay them.