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What do you exoect, it starts out with an eye doctor recommending putting schampoo in one’s eyes?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

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Originally Posted by ThunderSS

Where’s the shampoo, quick.

Why, did you suddenly feel the urge to jelq?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
No, I need to clean my eyes out. Who could jelq after seeing that?

It shouldn’t be too difficult after you pick your penis off the floor and re-attach it somehow.

SSI had a pic of an old crusty ass girl that was worse. Full nudity! Damn…there goes my dick again. *picks dick off floor*

I’ll see if I can find it. ;)

Between the way you guys edit Thunder’s previous posts, and then TPS’ pic link, I was about rolling on the floor, trying to keep from hooting so my son wouldn’t ask what was so funny.

More than one eye doctor has told me to use baby shampoo as a prophylactic for chalazions.

DEF: prophylactic = preventative
DEF: chalazion = similar to a stye, caused by a mucous gland being clogged and inflammed.

Chalazions are nasty. They can swell your eyelid shut. I’ve had them surgically removed twice.

Now that I’ve tried to give a somewhat serious answer (and food for thought), I’ve gotta go swim laps. I can’t imagine where this thread will go while I’m away.

Originally Posted by xlmagnum
I’ll see if I can find it. ;)

That won’t be necessary.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Originally Posted by Josh 14-11
… as a prophylactic for ….

being clogged and inflammed… are nasty. I’ve had them surgically removed twice.

Don’t we have enough of these kinds of members already?


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

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