Trying to avoid bragging about penis size

Hey guys

Ever since I found this site, I’ve been totally pumped about the size of my dick. I always knew I was decent, but knowing that I’m really good in girth and I have a tool (PE) to get bigger in all aspects, I’m very confident about myself sexually. However, this is a double-edged sword. On one hand I’ve noticed that I’m much more comfortable around the ladies because I know I have it where it counts. On the other hand, I’ve noticed that I’ve begun bragging about my dick size a little too much (some of you may relate to this). Whenever anything about dick size comes up, I’m compelled to tell how I have a big dick etc etc. I’m able to keep it low-key and just throw a comment or two about being better than average, but I don’t want to be one of those guys that everyone thinks is a douche bag because all he does is talk about his big dick.

Any of you have this problem? What did you do to try and control what you say? In the last couple months I’ve become so excited and happy about my dick size and it’s potential that it’s hard to keep it in when the subject comes up. It’s almost like I bought a new Porsche and bring it up at every opportunity. Right now I’m not too bad at overdoing it, perhaps mentioning that I have a good size every once in awhile is a good thing, but I don’t want to come off as a total dick (pun intended :P ).

Nope I sure don’t, I’ll let you know in a couple of years (if it takes that long) when I reach my long term goals.

Are we talking about bragging as a come on to the ladies, wherein you drop it in just to prepare the ground for future hook ups, or generally as a status thing with other guys as well?

I think the audience is important here.

I am actually the complete opposite, I think. If penis size comes up I usually say I’m incredibly tiny and stuff like “forget the magnifying glass and tweezers you need an electron microscope to find my shit” or “I’m not even an inch”. Makes people laugh and girls always are like “yeah right (while laughing)” and I think they want to try to disprove me. But then again I was never the cocky type, instead I just enjoyed quietly beating the cocky guys in everything they did.

Yes, like Damnwork I am more prone to the opposite extreme these days. Self-deprecating humor like that can be attractive, if done in moderation and in combination with an overall confident personality.

How exactly do you “suggest” that you’re packing a big johnson, Butterbean? As Dino once said, “it is pretty hard to work dick size into a conversation with a new chick :D “.

Personally I’ve never verbally boasted. I believe any guy who does boast doesn’t really have one. They count on you not calling their bluff. It could also be that their “big” is your average or even less.

The best thing you can do to get your dick size spread around is to have some chick do it or let one of you buddies see you with a semi flaccid while your taking a piss. Word will get around about your cock in no time.

Word, 789.

I don’t know about that… if I was taking a piss next to ‘Big Ben’ I most certainly would not tell all my buddies, especially my woman friends. However, I do see this type of thing working for gay guys.

I had one experience last year while partying with a couple of buddies and three women. I might have told the story here I dont remember. Anyway a 19 year old guy was hitting on this middle aged woman I was dancing with bragging about his 9+” and I was just buzzed enough to have the balls to whip out a great flaccid. I am not large at all but I do have great flaccid days here in FL. He backed right down and from then on these two women and my buddies have done more soliciting for me than I could have ever done for myself.

I probably wouldnt tell all my buddies either but I might say to a guy I was pretty close to “damn have you ever seen Ben, all I can say is he is a lucky guy now I know why they call him Big Ben”

If you strip off in a room full of people sporting a 6” x 5” flaccid it’s bound to have an effect.

Not that I would know anything about that.

But the sexy Roumanian girl wouldn’t stop touching me for weeks afterward…

And all the ladies were talking about it at lunch.

That’s a good story, 789, and definitely the ‘guy way’ to spread the message.

Self-indulgent chatting are the means in the women’s world.

People who achieved a large penis should brag in these forums because that is what these forums are about. People who were born with large penises should be sensitive to the insecurities of many of our members. I’m sure there are “large penis” forums out there for naturally well endowed men to brag all they want.

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