Too scared to buy a pump

Hey everyone, I really want to buy the Bathmate water pump, but I’m a 20 yr old student sharing a student flat at uni accomodation.. If I order this and it comes in the post, I open the door, and my mates will ask me what I just got delivered, seeing me open it etc, or asking me to show them what I got..

I don’t know how to order this in secret.. I can’t deliver it to my family home.. Fr obvious reasons.. Please any suggestions?

If it was me I would get it sent to my mom and just tell her I have a personal package or a penis pump coming so you might not want to touch it. Is there a store where you could just go buy a normal pump or do you have your heart set on the bathmate?

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That works unless its shipped using UPS or FEDEX or am I wrong?

You can do the same with UPS, probably FedX as well. I used to have UPS hold things for me all of the time and then go in to pick them up.

You could try the direct approach . Order it and when you receive it express complete surprise and demand from your room mates who sent it to you as a joke.

Express disbelief that it will work, and be persuaded to try it. - ‘But not in front of you guys’

Then they will probably forget it

You can do what I have done in the past. Go to a local store buy come cheap facial cremes for cleaning say acne. Then hide them until package arrives when nosy people ask questions tell them it is for your face. If they do not believe show them the cleaner you have stashed they might believe you.

Take some notes.
This is a good idea.

Unless they are the type who will open your package.

In fact, I actually ordered some herbs like in December.
The parcel came and my dad had signed for it.
He asked what it was,And I said it was a Christmas present for someone and he will have to wait and see.

Problem solved.