There can only be one

There can only be one Rangerdick, and that’s me.
I’m a huge fan of using raw all natural coconut oil; Why? First, because coconut oil smells great(opinion, not fact) second, coconut oil is anti-septic, anti-fungal, and anti-viral(fact). Third when you and the wife just kinda scoop into it and slather it on like love jelly, there is no way your not going to laugh when a relative comes to stay, they see your sex butter laying around think it just got moved from the kitchen somehow, dip a spoon in and spread it on their toast!
Now that is is multifunctionoil.