My problem is baby nuts. My old Russian warehouse manager made fun of the guys with baby nuts, his nuts were unusually unproportioned to his unit, lol. If a large penis is a sign of virility than big nuts are a sign of what, a high sperm count? For years I’ve always felt a slight pain of constriction on my genitals when I wore BVD underwear which is probably why my nuts are under developed. So I switched. I just pretend that my nuts haven’t dropped yet, it helps me feel better. Marty Scorcese should make a movie called ” The Undescended” starring me and a bunch of 5th graders imitating Leo Dicaprio and Mark Walhberg. I’m packin peach pits, ahhhhhh! I could write jokes for days, but the truth is that I need help, help me please. Please?