The Thinker's Ultimate Self High-Five Thread
Ummmm, it occurs to me that I haven’t been giving myself enough credit around here lately.. So I’m going to inject my customary LEADERSHIP into this forum and ask an important question that needs to be asked.. :P
Let me first say that me, myself, and I do have a rather BIG penis.. Well maybe not the biggest, at 2.5 to 3”.. But certainly big enough for most people’s needs.. Yours Truly is also a big believer in Quality > Quantity, and Quality (besides Ratings) is what my penis delivers.. In spades.. And I do mean it is a very SHAPELY penis.. Sometimes when yours truly sees it in the mirror he can spend up to 45 minutes admiring it.. Were you to catch sight of it in the SAUNA it would certainly merit a second look.. Assuming you were to play for that team, if you see what the Thinker is thinking here.. :P
With that in mind, I need to ask the PEOPLE(TM) the following.. Hypothetically speaking, if a fellow were looking to pleasure himself in a certain oral way.. Without breaking his neck that is.. How long do you think is long enough, and how long me, myself and I would need to perform the Newbie Routine to achieve the required length? Keep in mind that yours truly is rather limber & flexible, being of the inclination to indulge in several dozen self high-fives a day..
The reason Yours Truly asks is, having recently re-watched the movie Clerks.. A sleeper that was not a box office draw but I found a compelling, dark and gritty look at the life of a convenience store clerk.. With a loaded cast including Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, and a guy by the name of Al Berkowitz.. Which looks especially good on my new Panny PLASMA in GLORIOUS 1080i I might add.. Especially with a mirror mounted above the display.. But I digress. This film features a rather tragic and dark character who found himself with a broken neck after an apparently successful attempt at the self-pleasure alluded to above.. So if me, myself and I were to follow this route, and bearing in mind that Yours Truly would hate to deprive this forum of a future Hall Of Famer, what do the PEOPLE(TM) think would be the optimal length for such an undertaking?
INTELLIGENCE. INTENSITY. INTEGRITY.
THINK ABOUT IT