The Awesome Thoughts of Djloomis

Please believe me, this is easy. I have been “experimenting” with penis enlrgment for over a year now. I used to just jerk it and be done with it. Like who does that? 21 years old and realize my life is going nowhere. I found out, after all the BS was taught to me, (size doesnt matter)(It will grow on its own)(You don’t have the right genetics.) it is possible to GROW your penis with a simple pull. Note it took me a while to find it, a year and summ odd months, I did. There are soo many ways. I have experienced lig-pops *clunk* and the donut. Hell, for a while my shit looked like a baseball bat. Then I found one that out-pulls them all! Three days I’ve been doing it, THREE DAYS!

I have already seen more gainz than the entire year. If that aint beastly I Don’t know what is. ANYWAYS. That was WhiteThunker checking in, and out.

I like your enthusiasm but three days is way too soon to know if anything is truly working.

congrats mad man lol.

So what is the one that out pulls them all?

Its crazy too because all Day I keep getting these “tingles” in my dick, right on the tip. It feels like someones kissing it.

I like you’re optimism ;)

So some of you have been reading articles online like PEforums or watching youtube videos trying to figure out just why you have a small peker. Good news is that its not because you are Asian ;) (Just playing my man, it probably is. Lol) No but really. I have read it all, from junkie posts to exersizes and it NEVER really made sense to me how pulling your forskin over something that was ALREADY there would make my tool any larger. Well here it is. All that Mumbo Jumbo is just filler. Space to get you started for what comes next. Retrace you’re memory from all this reading you have done. From the first (“you’re penis is longer than you think”) thread, to the last thing you remember and take it alll, and put it together. Relax if you don’t get it right away, or experience new things like swollen glands or purple spots, where ever you are at, because the truth is, EVERYTHING you have read so far has been true. Pumps Suck Dick, Weight hanging will fuck you up, and when it comes to penis pulling I have one thing to say. “Play with your cock and balls!” hahaha -AS My man. Till next time.. Thunder, OUT.

You do all this reading on penis enlargment, and still failed english >.< I should write a book for you, ya wet noodle. LOL -DJ

Here’s the deal. I’m going to work with the truth, Honest to God, No Bullshitting. If you get me the attention I so much desire. I have a Small Dick. From my pubes to my tip I would say is 5 inches, there’s hair on my testicles and growing to the tip of my weiner. Seriously, I have found the best and most efficient way to pull on my veins, but I will not, NOT, give you step-by-step instructions. I had to do 2 fucking tedious years of research and hell like experimenting so if you ask me how to pull your little friend I’ll say “with tweezers.” I will infact answer any questions you have about the pull tho, since my house we don’t speak of it, we only do it, so make them good, make them count, and fucking work for it! Douchbag. -NamesDJ

I have a lot of thoughts on this topic. As you can see being my first day, with 5 posts. I don’t get how someone could “Clamp” their dick, it seems like it would be painful AF// I mean JUST go buy some rubber bands, bruh! Omg. I spent twenty dollars on a pump and within a week, I threw it out. Let me tell you, the noise it made would wake an animal in hibernation. Ever had a girl suck your dick and pull back like *POP* Think of that times, *PFT* *PFT* *PFT* and if you pumped too much it makes a a screeching noise like one I’ve never heard before. I couldn’t get my dick in it the next day and the muscles were flimsy and weak. Lose it. If you want a big dick, find the muscles and stretch them. There’s Nothing To It!

20
Lg=4
GRT=1.5radius

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LG=6.5
GRT=3r

Goal
LG20
GRT8

“If I can help everyone get a big dick, maybe there will be less hoes.”

I have absolutely no idea what you’re trying to say here, djloomis. Care to restate that in a way that can be followed by those of us who only speak English?

Edit: Never mind. I didn’t notice your other awesome posts.

So I have been reading you’re guy’s threads, replies, leaving feedback, and I would like to add these little words of encouragement. If you could manipulate your penis structure to grow with one pull, instead of, up, down, left, right life would be much easier. Oh yeah, you can. Dude Listen. You got to think. I know your horny sometimes but the minute you get it I’m telling you, there’s no feeling like it in the world. I mean, all day, at the gym, at the store, cooking supper, eating it, it has been amazing. It feels like there’s a billion Angels kissing the tip of my pecker wood. I don’t have wood right now. It’s like multiple jizz over and over and it only lasts a few seconds, but within the hour, every time I think about sex, or my penis or how big I am going to get, the process starts all over again. I don’t cum on my self, and its not like after a busted nut, where you can’t touch it for the next half hour or so. Fully functional, I can touch it, pee, whatever. Its great. I am 22 years old and its sad to me that all these older people have been through so much in the past. Divorce, prostitutes, gold diggers, all that shit. And for what? Low self esteem? Alright I look forward to hearing what you have to say for me. Honest to God. And if anyone needs some help, maybe a dollar, hahah no just kidding, I want your money. Whatever that’s it guys good luck\ and god bless. -DJ

“You think the farmer just sits on his stool and milks the cow, while she just stands there and gives it to him?? NO, that heifer puts in work too. She knows what you want.”

First I would like to apologize for my previous posts. I was way out of hand and to make it up to everyone I am going to stop wasting your time and try doing something I was too afraid of sharing with you prior to this. I am not sure if I will be able to explain this using only words but bear with me here. Keep in mind that I am not a professional author. You’re probably here looking for more information on how to do these “famous” PEexercises. I understand, that’s what brought me here in the first place. I would only like to say How grateful I am that I did find that manual because it taught me what I am about to explain. Here Goes. Penis Enlargement takes some very simple steps that everything I have read tip toes around. Take your penis and stretch it out. Don’t hurt the little guy, just get get a nice grip so you can begin the process. Flaccid or erect, find the corpus cavernous (for those of you who don’t know Google) and get a nice pinch ON, not around, BOTH OF THEM. From there I like to pull on these tubes (if I may) and flex at the same time, created what I like to describe as the water balloon effect. That’s pretty much it. For better results I take step one, and add a simple testicle pull, removing ant foreskin and being able to get a better grip lower. Note the more you do this you bigger you will get. Flaccid=Length Erect=Girth. Some of you might not be anywhere near ready for this.. Some of you may be thanking me already. Either way, by no means, Don’t disregard the PEManual. Everything is in there, you must figure out what goes with what. Good luck.
-DJ

“The puzzle isn’t the picture, the puzzle is what you do with the information given”

Are you a bot, djloomis?

I merged your threads and retitled.

No worries, djloomis. I apologize for being rude to you in my posts and PMs.

It’s worth considering that Thunder’s Place is generally one of the most (maybe the most) civil, thoughtful, and articulate user-contributing sites on the internet. When you consider that the entire focus of the site is on penises and their enlargement, then it almost defies credulity that everyone here expresses themselves and gets along as well as they do. Personally, I think it’s pretty damn cool that so many guys here honor that strange situation.

o_0… Don’t diss on hanging bro. ^^Lol @@ Ferservadu2, I got banned so quick on PEGym. I love it here.