The Most Awesome Lube

I have found it! What do you think it is? A lot of you know about it for sure, but I bet never tried it.

One good squeeze from the bottle last a whole 20min! Glides better than Vaseline and/or Olive oil (do not add any water). Smells great and comes in other scents. What is left after jelqing can rub into body - as it is a moisturiser. Pretty inexpensive too.

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Open for any questions if you want to try it yourself.

A little more info:

Louise O’Connell: “Top tip, ladies (and Jelqers, ahem), if you want baby-soft skin and you don’t want to spend oodles on a fancy body oil then stock up on this fabulous body oil gel. For starters, the formula is really clever: it’s and (that’s an love) oil and a gel yet it’s not sticky, gunky or yucky. Secondly, massage in to damp skin just after you jump out of the shower or bath and it will lock in moisture and leave you with chamomile-scented (a very relaxing essential oil), soft skin.” h**p://www.handbag.com/beauty/skin-care/best-face-body-moisturisers.

Yawn. I was using that stuff 10 years ago. :)

Lucky you! Did you use it for long?

Off and on. Probably used Wet longer but it is more expensive. Didn’t like the pump cleanup with the gel so drifted away from oil based lubes. One thing I liked about the gel is that it stayed where you put it. :)

Me too. It’s great for jelqing.

I prefer Crisco. I love the way it makes my penis smell vaguely of vegetables after jelqing.

Does it leave your crotch all oily/greasy? The lotion I’m using now works great for jelqing, but I always have to hop in the shower afterward to clean it off. Otherwise, I walk around all day feeling like a bottle of suntan lotion exploded in my pants.

Oh, I stopped using it because cleanup is a pain. Same reason I stopped using olive oil. Mostly I use Astroglide or Wet now.

And I don’t wet jelq much anymore.

Yeah @thunder, it’s not messy or anything.

Lazy bastards! Lol. What wrong with rubbing what’s left over your body?? Or just using some loo roll to wipe off??

Mans will be growing well with this stuff, I tells thee.

You also need to check out Albolene unscented. Great for jelqing, amazing for jerking off. Sold in makeup dept of drug store, also a facial moisturizer. Have been using it for 30 years. Jar lasts at least a year, just need a little bit.

Here is their website so you can see a picture of it:

Like what I read about it @sta-kool. Thanks man! Will buy (Amazon UK) soon.

Albolene(lighter blue lid one) felt very similar - if I recall right; some years back - to white petroleum Vaseline (the thin one). It didn’t dry out, but lacked some slipperiness - causing much skin gripping. Olive oil was same.

Still - thank you. Will use it with dry (ish) jelqing.

Win!

Albolene is amazing stuff. My fiancee and I use it when we give each other massages. She’s a certified massage therapist and said she prefers it to the gels she used to use.

Astroglide is by far my/our favorite.