The easy way out: PMMA

I think a Cardashian, Miley, & Justin Beiber can have a conversation that makes more sense than this thread.

Stuff it full o plastic sir. You know you really wanna do it. Good luck!

Good day sirs. I’m out.

I’m not in a position to have an opinion cause I don’t own kids, but people like you shouldn’t be allowed to have them. She’s your crutch and you’re both broken, without you she’s just an unspoiled spoilt bitch and you without her is not only an ego driven dickhead, but an ego driven dickhead who cries to himself about the milk spilt at breakfast.

There isn’t a single “paid actor” promoting PMMA at Phalloboards. If you’d posted the same story there, you’d have been advised very strongly to stay away from PMMA and surgical PE enhancement of any type.

I’m a Moderator at Phalloboards and the key reason the forum was set up was due to the frustration of knowing previous forums dedicated to surgical PE were run by shills who earned commission from certain Dr’s for every patient sent there way.

I’d be really curious to know which posters you suspect as being “paid actors,” as the moderation team go to great lengths (we enjoy it) to weed out any shills. We’ve caught loads over the years, but I don’t think we’ve ever had the slightest suspicion of anyone who has had PMMA.

Most of the forum posts are about PMMA as it’s become so popular because it’s relatively cheap, permanent and doesn’t involve the down time of surgery. But this doesn’t mean it’s safe. It’s just the best of bad bunch and for all we know, over the coming years late reactions to the material could be very high. The truth is there is no “easy way out.” If there was a reliable and effective method for cosmetic PE, then every plastic surgeon in the world would offer it. The reality only a handful of Dr’s in the whole of the US offer PE procedures and that is because they have a terrible track record. PMMA probably makes more sense than surgery in the US, but in the vast majority of cases it’s still a very bad idea. At the end of the day it’s a foreign body material and thus your body can start to reject it at any time. If someone has a genuinely very small penis and is really struggling to have a reasonable quality of life, then a procedure like PMMA may be worth considering, but for someone like yourself, it shouldn’t even be an option.

Hey, Czepa, come on man, don’t be shy. Tell us how you really feel :D

Listen I’m going through the exact same situation. I questioned my girl an d found out she had bigger. I pound her into the ground too. The thing is I’ve always wanted bigger. Its not her past that makes me want it cause I wanted it before her. So your normal my only advice is continue to punish her in the bedroom cause secretly they love it but stay away from the knives bro. Try chemical enhancement and be patient. Try hcg and androgel and HGH and all that. I think that will get you where you are trying to be. I got 8 with about 5 1/2 girth and I’m still shooting for 12 lol. Hey why not!

“Punish her in the bedroom” because YOU want a bigger dick? Something’s not right here.

Honestly mate,
1. 9”x6.125” you are enormous and you don’t need to be any larger.
2. She’s almost 100% for sure lying that her previous boyfriend was bigger than you. You’re in the top .1% of penis size practically. The odds of her encountering even one person your size are extremely slim, let alone two, let alone two in a row.

Why do women do this to men? It’s amazing how women can make a guy who is fucking enormous by any standard feel like he has a small penis. Penis size man, it fucks with us.

Stuff an already huge dick full of plastic? For what? To then charge admission at a carny sideshow?

This is just crazy dude. Wife/gf was lying about the ex just to make you feel insecure! It worked too didn’t it?

Your dick is huge and functional, don’t mess with it.

whatsamatta Czepa? did dingo eat your baybay? did a tree frog bite your dick off? or is having brown spiders bite your cock as your preferred PE method not working for you?

You need to check your emotions back at the bush buddy … you’re liable to cross a line when you bring up the wife and kids… lets keep it below the belt.

… nothing wrong with wanting a bigger dick unless you already have one huh? I don’t get it, PMMA might be as safe as anything else we do here … but I wouldn’t know because rather than getting info on the procedure I’m getting informed as to how I’m a dick head and my wife’s a bitch.

Who knew what me wanting 1 extra inch could do to a forum FULL of people looking for more than an inch! Am I such a threat to some people’s ego? if so then how is that different and hard to believe about how I feel?

Right.

Refrain from personal remarks. I know it is hard thing to do reading this thread, but you just have to avoid reading it if you are unable to stay calm.

Apply the correct grammar and punctuation please.

Point well taken. And the Pope might be a Muslim …

crikey! It’s tha correct gramma for down unda mate!

fucking wallabies all day takes alot out of Czepa, so I want to make it easy for him to understand my words.

“He bangs wallabies like a dunny door in a storm he does! flat out like a lizard drinking until he’s about as useful as shit on a stick and his face like a slapped arse!”