Suggestions please

I read a blog and somewhere along the page I read something about ‘What not to say to naked men’ and there was a list.. ‘Maybe it will look better in natural light, Does it come with an air pump?’ and then I saw another one which got me confused. ‘It’s cute’. If a girl said that to you, would you be embarrassed ? Is she saying it in a good way or a bad way ? I need to know incase my gf says it to me one day xD. Cheers :)

It will be pretty hard to cover all possibilities of what your girlfriend might ever say to you one day or the other.

It is easier though to cover all possible reactions of yours:

- one: You are so very proud and immediately start a thread at Thunders with a title around the lines: “Mine is BIGGER!” or: “Did jelq three times - 0,321” gain, girlfriend enthusiastic!”
- two: You are so very hurt that after quickly contemplating to hang yourself you start a thread at Thunders with your new, improved, never heard before Newbie routine.
- three: Nothing new. You start immediately a thread at Thunders that nothing has changed.

Cute thread btw!

No offense, just joking
scHaBerNaCK

I think, generally speaking, “cute” is probably not something most men would want to associate with their dicks. We’d prefer terms like rugged, huge, whopper, thick, enormous, and my personal favorite, monstro. That being said, it also probably depends on the nature of the relationship. First time seeing you naked? “Cute” is probably not good. Married for years and have a good a great sex life? Probably OK.

Ummm,, no. It has never been said to me. As I stated, I have been reading a blog and cute didnt seem very offensive to me. I mean if a girl said to another girl, ‘that guy is cute’ that is in a positive way. So I though why not with dicks ? Anywayz, thanks for your input.

When I drop my pants I want the girl to say “OH MY GOD!”

When I picture cute I picture a baby puppy or little baby hamsters.

Case in point a girl calls it cute you show her the fight in the dog.

A Rottweiler puppy is “cute” while a fully grown Rottweiler is not.

Words often uttered in the same breath as cute are tinny and adorable, words seldom used to describe a full sized Rottweiler.

You don’t want her looking at your penis as some adorable little thing that is entirely at her whim and mercy. You want her viewing it as a dangerous monster that just happens to be very friendly to her.

Hahahahaha :) Good point iamaru. If my gf says my dick is cute *CHOP*, off comes her head ;)

That’s what I’m thinkin’

I love this analogy. That is a great way to look at it.

What would you say if your gf said “it’s good enough”?

I… would be so conflicted. lol

Exactly.

Maldo

If I said something like “I hate that birthmark on my cock” and she said “it’s cute” , that would be a compliment.

But if she commented on my dick as being cute, I would be offended. I mean, she doesn’t need to call it killer, but also not sweet little sugary spicey terms.