Stealth Heat Warm up!

It’s autumn in my hemisphere of the world, and the nights are getting colder and darker. Lots of you guys have probably just started at university/college and are struggling to find a stealth method of heating for your PE.
Some of you just need something quick, easy, non-messy, always available, doesn’t attract attention or raise questions. Oh and cheap. Cheap is good if it works!

It’s time for you to become one of those guys who just has to take a hot water bottle to bed. Better than a teddy any day! If you get a cheapo rubber one like these http://www.amaz … /dp/B001NL2X32/ you can add a bit of water-based lube and you have an instant fleshlight too! And no one is going to question it.

Even better if it doesn’t just appear in your bedroom; if it just appears, expect your little brother to guess you want it as a wanking aid…. so announce at the dinner table that you need to buy a hottie ;)

The secondary benefit is that once you have a hottie, it will seem odd if you don’t use it every night during the colder months, so it will keep you consistent.

Go buy one now. They are cheap and may find lots of other fun uses for it too… if you think of one (stretching grip aid?) list it in this thread. :)

Seems like a plan that can work. Is the lube to slip the penis through the neck of the hot water bottle? If so, what if the cock gets stiff and can’t get out?

No. Don’t ever try to get your dick in the bottle. It’s not a genie :D

Get the water the right temperature, as hot as you can stand against the skin for 5 minutes, which is obviously the standard temperature a hottie is supposed to be so that it doesn’t burn you or go cold too quickly in your bed.
Wrap the bottle around your shlong, without lube if you are using it for heat.

You only need lube if you want to use the bottle as a rubber sex aid. If you do use it ‘for pleasure’ you’ll need to get up to wash the bottle, which might raise questions if you bump into a housemate/parent etc. with a hottie dripping with lube and cum. :swimmer:

Do remember that you should wash the bottle regularly for hygiene anyway, so it’s not going to look too odd taking it to the bathroom for a good wash. :nodding:

The rubber bottles are good because if you are wet jelqing you can keep putting the hottie back on without worry. Do remember that petroleum based lubes will damage rubber. If you use other oils, see if they affect rubber or not. The bottles are so cheap you can buy more than one just in case anyway. :up:

Even better :rolling:

http://www.amaz … /dp/B000WC2M9S/

I prefer my wife’s warm bottom but I’d be interested in seeing her response if I came to bed with one of these.