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Small Penis Equals Bad Jokes

I’m about 5inchs small and not so chubby on the girth. My girl has always made fun of me for my size like whenever we fight she kills me by saying my dick is tiny. It fuckin sucks hearing that so much that I’ve totally felt ashamed even taking my pants off, we fuck but I feel as if it does nothing for her, as you can tell my confidence level has gone down the drain.. She acts really into it though, but my dick really does look small. What makes it worse is that I’m a pretty muscular guy, I look big every where.. Except down there! The biggest tease ever. And to add fuel to the already incinerated matter is that I cum within 2 to 3 minutes of have sex.. I try to breathe deeply, pause, I just havent had sex without coming like atleast 4 times. I just feel like theres no hope, I always procrastinate bout PE since I don’t even know how to do it, the terms are so complex, I find myself giving up really easily, I think if I lost about 30 lbs of fat and finally got ripped my penis would look bigger, my goal is to be over 6 inches prefferably 7 so my girl could stop calling me small, and that I can have some confidence with other girls in the future.. Thanks I hope you guys can give me back some feed back, this is really depressing for me

If it would make you feel any better, they will call you “small” even if your not. Its meant as an insult, designed to pierce your soul. It usually does the job.

If you lost the fat, you will have more penis to show.

Hang in there guy.You’ve come to the right spot. Like they say the first part of the problem is admitting that there is a problem. The problem is not you or having a small penis. The problem is your girl is hateful. Get rid of her, get rid of the thirty pounds you want to lose. Pick up the newbie program and get your life together.It’s not that complicated to do but it’s up to YOU to do it. Man, I wish you the best of luck. Look around here a little bit, there are a lot of guys who’ve had the same story. Just about every one of them picked up the newbie program,started working out and got on a nutrition program and they’re a hell of a lot happier. Give it a shot and you will be too. Good luck and welcome to Thunder’s.

Hey buddy, I’m around the same size as you and I can first begin by saying you should re-evaluate your relationship with this girl. Getting into fights doesn’t mean you resort to the lowest of lows… I mean its like finding about her that can cause potential insecurity and exploiting it in the most insulting ways. Its also like going as far as to insult her family in very degrading ways. It just isn’t right and for her to believe she can go that far suggests she isn’t right in the head and she will only continue to behave this way in the future. If you walked into the next fight with a bigger dick, she’ll just find something else to make you extremely upset about.

Now that I have gone over that, natural PE isnt as complicated as it may initially seem. You should discipline yourself (like you would if you were mastering anything) and learn the basics, because the basics are all you are going to need for the first 6 months: Warmups, stretches, & jelqs.

I can’t say that you will gain size but I believe that your penis will “look” healthier and that you will have improved endurance in bed. I was averaging 4.5” BPEL (bone pressed erect length) and managed a solid 0.5 inches (which is a lot if you really stop to think about it) in a few weeks of natural PE. Not only was my endurance improved, but I think the 0.5 inches was noticable.

So to recap:
For size gains, give natural PE a try - its free, and its arguably easy once learned. Some people see gains in 3 months, others wait 2 years before getting considerable gains, but its up to you to place the value on the hardwork needed. There are some possible* other avenues but are less recommended and only necessary when natural PE (of about at least a year) is attempted.

For improved stamina in bed, natural PE helps for sure (as long as you are doing it correctly and not injurying yourself). I also believe good cardio exercise as well as a balanced healthy diet rich in “dick” foods will help. “Dick” foods are any food that contains nutrients vital to improved circulation. Other “dick” foods would be foods actually shaped like a phallus (bananas, cucumbers, etc), I wish I had the source to back it up, but studies were conducted suggesting phallus-shaped foods could improve overall sexual function.

And as for the girl, seriously put in some consideration of her…what fun is sex if she can treat your penis like it means so little? Just like breasts, penis comes in all sizes and, unlike body weight, can’t be controlled by some simple regimen. No need to explain that to her, just understand that if she continues that kind of verbal abuse, its time for her to go.


S.O. at P.B.

Its time for her to go, start your personal rebuilding commands. By the way, remarks like this encourage her confidence for even greater remarks. Imagine that you just got penetrated by a 11.5x7.5 anally, and she shoved it all the way in making a “rip”. How much would it hurt you to know, that some of em actually look at these remarks exactly in this manner?

I’d suggest cheating with some females who dig you, and after built up self esteem to rip the rug from under her feet in the worst possible fashion.

Hey man, don’t let her bring you down, that is terrible that she would say that to you, I think you should move on from this girl and look for one that will make you happy and understand you, just think of PE as a bonus.


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05/10/09 Bpel 7.50 Eg 5.1 base 5.5 11/10/09 Bpel 7.6875 EG 5.125. Goal is as much as I can

Originally Posted by Tgsmallbelow
It fuckin sucks hearing that so much that I’ve totally felt ashamed even taking my pants off…

What makes it worse is that I’m a pretty muscular guy, I look big every where.. Except down there! The biggest tease ever.

And to add fuel to the already incinerated matter is that I cum within 2 to 3 minutes of have sex.

I try to breathe deeply, pause….

I just feel like theres no hope, I always procrastinate bout PE since I don’t even know how to do it, the terms are so complex, I find myself giving up really easily.


Can I start by asking your age(question mark). Because from what I’m reading it seems like you have a long life ahead of you, similar to myself

I try to never feel ashamed of myself, especially if its something nature did. Take your own advice, when you think about this, breath deeply, pause, and consider this. What are you thankful for(question mark). You seem like your a great guy, thats just taken a few too many low blows, your confidence will come back.

Be aware shes taking the cheapest shot she can, and she is not considering how it tears your heart open. Like it would, and DOES, mine. You need to get away from her, and get to the gym, get those muscles in shape. No man deserves that. It really makes me angry to hear the way she lashes you with it like a whip.

“What makes it worse is that I’m pretty muscular.” Need I say that this makes things better not worse, try to remember that. If your strong enough that your muscles make your penis look small in your head, then your stronger than the average guy. If it mattered as much as she says, why is she still with youquestion mark). Obviously some of your other charateristics outweigh the importance of a large penis. Its evolution, those of us that have made it this far have done so because of our ancestors being sexually selected by women for certain traits. Somewhere down the line someone married a guy with your size, thats why the size is present in our populations. Its not a genetic mutation. Your muscularness is a good thing, just get in shape I guess.

There is always hope, never let your conscious fail you or let your down. Also us guys at thunders are here to help you. I came here a matter of months ago, this placed has shaped me into a more confident happy guy. You can learn these exercises in one night.

Just remember shes with you for a reason, maybe other than your penis. Does she really deserve you(question mark)

Keep your head up, stay confident, you are a success.

Message me any time.

Dan.

Originally Posted by Tgsmallbelow

And to add fuel to the already incinerated matter is that I cum within 2 to 3 minutes of have sex.. I try to breathe deeply, pause, I just havent had sex without coming like atleast 4 times. I just feel like theres no hope

I’m jealous.


"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yeah, I think that is amazing too, after one time I am spent.


10/10/08 Bpel 6.50 Eg 4.9 base 5.0 few weeks off due to injury :( 12/10/08 Bpel 6.875 Eg 5.0

03/10/09 Bpel 7.25 Eg 5.0625 base 5.25 Donations Keep The Community Going, Click Me

05/10/09 Bpel 7.50 Eg 5.1 base 5.5 11/10/09 Bpel 7.6875 EG 5.125. Goal is as much as I can

My advice is to make peace with your girlfriend or leave her. They have to be pretty damn pissed to say your cock is small.


Speak softly carry a big dick, I'm mean stick!

It’s funny how danman88 keeps writing question mark, I know the keyboard is broken, but it is still funny. Sorry danman but you know it’s funny, lol.


10/10/08 Bpel 6.50 Eg 4.9 base 5.0 few weeks off due to injury :( 12/10/08 Bpel 6.875 Eg 5.0

03/10/09 Bpel 7.25 Eg 5.0625 base 5.25 Donations Keep The Community Going, Click Me

05/10/09 Bpel 7.50 Eg 5.1 base 5.5 11/10/09 Bpel 7.6875 EG 5.125. Goal is as much as I can

Honestly I appreciate all the advice you guys have given me, to tell you the truth my girlfriend is kind of a nut job she’s bi-polar I’m not knocking any bi-polar people out there but her manic depression is increasingly being harder and harder to cope with. She is my first girlfriend, I’m 19 and so is she, we have a really destructive relationship because of all the fights and there not being any trust. Getting girls isn’t really a problem for me atleast I think it’s not but there has been numerous occassions where I have a girl naked in my college dorm room and I’m fingering them I’m hard as a rock under my jeans but when I take my pants off my dick won’t get hard because I’m so afraid she will make fun of me for my small penis. All a result of my current girlfriend, she makes me resort to finding other girls, but my utter lack of confidence in my penis leads to my mentally induced impotence, the first time me and my current girlfriend ever had sex, I inserted my dick in her with the lights off, she pushed me off and was like seriously? What the fuck I thought you said you were bigger? I was heartbroken, she has alot of good qualities but she is so hateful and quick with words sometimes. Determined2Gain thanks so much for the in depth thought and explanation and to danman88 aswell, I never thought of my genetic predisposition of penis ancestry as you put if for me, I guess alot of my other qualities out weigh this but it sucks because of how I feel. I look at porn, and I feel like a midget. It’s kind of gross how I envy people with big dicks, because until I have a decently sized penis where you can’t call it small yet it’s better than normal, I still will feel like a mouse in the bedroom. I even considered viagra because I heard this makes ur penis alittle bigger because of blood flow during sex.. Anyways sorry for the many thoughts. Any additional feedback would be really looked foward to. Thanks.

Djrobins lmao thanks for the advice believe me I definitely have considered it, I just wish I had a bigger tool in my arsenal for the women I lay

Tgs, honestly I know how you feel having a raging hardon all the way up until it’s going to happen then it’s like nothing works. After getting with a woman and being with her several times it’s never a problem and I do fine, but I’ve had many bad first times with women because of nerves. I really think u may want to consider the Viagra route just because it does so much to give you much more solid hardons. I’m 40 but even at 20 I had several first time anxiety issues and I think back knowing how much better off I would have been if I had Cialis or Viagra. At the same time I wouldn’t rely on that totally. The PE exercises are great for helping with EQ and in the long run you’re going to want to not have to use them. For me it’s really those first few times with someone new that makes it very difficult. Once I’m past the nevousness it’s all good.


Started Nov2008: EL 5.5", EG 4.5"

Dec 20th: EL 5.75", EG 4.9"

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The people in charge of these forums are serious about grammar. Thats all I need to say. Yeah but it makes me laugh. I’ll be missing the P and E keys next. Hope not.

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