Small Penis Comments: Reasons You Started to Jelq
I saw a similar topic in the public forums, and some of the stuff was pretty funny. Anyways, since you have to post 30 times before you can post there- I can bring the topic here xD
Here it is -
I’m messing around with my girl in the dark - I put my finger inside her, she says ‘is that your dick inside?’ WTFFF!! I didn’t even have 2 fingers lol
I liked to think it was cause her pussy was so tight, even around my finger - but this was nothing more than a small penis comment.
Another reason I jelq now is cause I love dirty talking about using my big dick on her. ‘You like being filled up with my big dick?’, ‘tell me you love big dick’ ‘you like sucking my big dick’ bla bla bla the shit you can say is endless, and its fucking sexy - and I guess slightly more sexy knowing you actually have a slightly bigger than average dick xDDD
I also love watching big dick porn, and reading the girl’s comments below ‘give me some of that thick dick’ bla bla is a turn on and motivating for me.
Done! I hope others can share any amusing stories they have. If there’s 1 place you can laugh at shit like this- it’s here.