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Slow dance boner

We are going to have a school pram or dance tonight and that means trouble for me. Every time when I have a slow dance with I girl I get a erected penis.
I have tried thinking about disgusting things but It hasn’t worked.

Need help what should I do?
PS: B


Length goal:

Start: 15,5 cm (6,2 inches)

Goal: 17,5 - 20 cm (7-8 inches)

Masterbate before the prom?

Tuck it between your legs or tape it down. :P


The reaper cannot claim you if the reaper cannot catch you.

If you really like her and she really likes you a boner while slow dancing isn’t necessarily a bad thing though ;)


She said you had a small dick huh? Well just remind her of what Tom Arnold said about his soon to be ex-wife, Roseanne, when she said very publicly that he had a little dick - "Hell, even a 747 looks small when you put it in the Grand Canyon". START: 2004-12-06 EBPL 6.70" BPEL, EG 5" CURRENT STATUS: Full Healing Break (Plasticized ligaments need time to heal -- Beware the rotating manual stretches ;) ) 2005-01-07 EBPL 7.68", EG 5" GOAL: EBPL 8.5" (ENBPL 7.9"), EG 6"

Take some decongestants or some ehpedrine, if you have some. Diphenhydramine(Benadryl) works good too, I know this because I try to stay away from all that stuff.

Don’t dance.

Oh that’s a good one and to think back during prom I was worried about how I was getting there and what to wear. Strap it down or wack off before hand that’s your best bet. Well if they don’t move away from your boner maybe they like it.


Current measure ment 8-2-06 EL- 5.5, EG- 5.25, BPEL-6 7/6, BPFSL-7.25

Short term goal EL- 6.0, EG-5.5

Long term goals EL- 7 to 7.5, EG- 5.5 to 6.0

If she says anything, tell her you’re working on making her a pearl necklace.

Otherwise, don’t worry about it. Enjoy the moment. Buy her some flowers, pin on a corsage and be a couple of high school kids.


I was dreaming when I thought it couldn't done, but now I know I have work to do.

Came with: NBPEL 5.875, EG @ Scarline 4.5 Mustered up: 7 x 5 Looking for: 9 x 6 Will settle for: 8 x 5.5

“Enjoy it” “Well if they don’t move away from your boner maybe they like it.” “If you really like her and she really likes you a boner while slow dancing isn’t necessarily a bad thing though ” - Right on - It’s tough though I can understand your concern. I can’t offer much advice other than I what has been said above - I think worse case scenario you get a hard on and the chick backs up alittle. Look on the bright-side - it could work out in your favor. I am fanatical about my dick and say some pretty fucked up shit on this forum and I know I look never look at the good and only focus on the negative, so don’t be like me - focus on the positive it could work out for you. For example I am basically in love with this chick at work (happens to be a friend of mine outside work as well) She is so fucking hot I get a chubby nearly every time I see her. Because of this I look like I have quite the bulge and through a mutual friend/Co-Worker I found out she thinks I have a huge unit after scoping out my package. So it could work out for you - Don’t worry so much or you’ll end up miserable and twisted like me ha ha. Your young this is the time to be enjoying yourself

Originally Posted by Proudness
We are going to have a school pram or dance tonight and that means trouble for me. Every time when I have a slow dance with I girl I get a erected penis.
I have tried thinking about disgusting things but It hasn’t worked.

Need help what should I do?
PS: B

We have a member on these boards called bigblackstick (?) who is a player-pimp. He has some good advice for these sorts of ‘embarrassing’ situations. Here’s what you do. As soon as you get a stiffy, press it hard against her and say: “Look what you did to me.” and shake your head and act play disgusted. :)


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Hopefully she will whisper: “…But I can’t see it.”


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All I can say is the title of this post, “Slow Dance Boner” shall be the name of my band, should I ever decide to start one. And now I just might.


"I don't understand how America doesn't understand Thug Life... America IS Thug Life!"

- Tupac Shakur

Originally Posted by The Beasty One
Hopefully she will whisper: “…But I can’t see it.”

But what If she whispers: “I can’t feel anything…” :confused:


Motivations: - The smile on your girlfriends face when she pulls it out - You never have to hear "DEEPER!" (and if you do...you can) - Getting to see a mouth stretched around your cock and 2 hands req to work it - All of your girlfriends girlfriends knowing your big - Knowing you're the biggest she's been with and she'll always remember you in her life - Watching pornos and being so unimpressed

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