Should I tie a noose around my neck now or later
Hello fellow trolls and well endowed trolls
My stats are 5.5 BPEL
As far as girth.. 4.5in
I’ve been on the jp90 routine for a month now.. No gains, but I didn’t expect any thus far.
I started out stretching in all directions 30 secs and a 100 jelqs downward adding 5-10 jelqs per session (4 days on 1 day off)
After a month of PE and lurking around thunders I finally understood Bibs Lot “Theroy”(notice the quotes around “Theroy”). This killed any type of confidence I had about PE I have a LOW LOT (smh).
So now month two, because of LOW LOT I stretch only in upward angles 1 minute each and I worked up to 200 high angle jelqs per session ( now 3 days on 1 day off I gotta rub one out sooner.ejaculation)
Its more difficult to jelq upwards (I hated jelqing but learned to love it but now I really hate jelqing because of the higher angle).
I wanna give up ( I read the testimonials about no gains for a year etc etc)
I don’t edge but I could, should I? I don’t kegal but I could, should I?
Lets go back a month..
I got into PE a month ago when my Girlfriend was talking bout buying the biggest dildo she could find (smh).. Naturally I cursed her out and I haven’t had sex with her since (in my case this is good for stealth PE, in my mind make up sex would be interesting).
MY point I am trying to get at of make is, Can a Low LOT make gains with this routine or do I have to mess with my tuncia (smh) and get a pump and hang at different angles (smh). OR is Low LOT a “THEORY’ and just that.
Most my friends are 7 and 8 plus.. No homo we had women at the same time(yea I know but seriously 7 or 8’s.. Maybe some of them jelq, I say this because one of my friends asked it I ever pulled a hair from my shaft and how it was so painful, that eight inch bastard gave him self away)
My girl can’t even really take my 5.5 I say this because she climaxes ten times before I do but she’s a freaking moron, she never tells me I’m big even when I try to get her to(I guess cause I’m not)
She would never tell me how her Exes were endowed (no homo) so I wanna get to a point were she tells me I got the big one
Start: 5.5in.. Girth 4.5in (Feb 1st 2013) (only get complaints from whores and one nightstands)
Goal: 7inch.. Girth.. ?? I’m gonna need a magnum (so she Can’t sit on it and make it disappear anymore)
Oh yea should I jump off a building or hang myself, or just take the less dramatic approach and stick to masturbation for the rest of my life. (Joke)