Shopping.

While only a newbie (I have PE’d for a while now, but just got to officially join Thunder’s).Today I went to pet smart and Autozone to build my new homemade vacuum pump and I have to reflect on the mind of the PE-er. We walk into a lowe’s or walmart and the mind starts racing. This has caused me to break out laughing as the folks in the plumbing section of lowes could attest. I mean I have pumps.. But the idea of making your own only makes it that much better! I haven’t seen a thread that captures the “wacky” creativeness, but I am sure that it makes others chuckle too. Not the great ideas that I have seen over the years, but the truly mad scientist moments that we all have had.

True. You know you’re a serious DIY-er and PE-er when no matter what store you’re in, you wonder how to use the stuff you see to make your dick bigger!

I knew it wasn’t just me.. First it was Lowe’s.. Then it was Walmart, but pretty soon you start looking at the bottles at the grocery store wondering if they would fit your pump hose or would be good to make an ADS. Ok .. Maybe it is just me.

Or the gadgets and stuff in housewares stores. I made a really great full-package cylinder from a clear acrylic pasta canister. Even has a flanged edge for comfort!

I’m sorry but that made me (really) laugh! Not to say that I haven’t been in the grocery store thinking of things that I could insert my rod into.. The new pump from autozone and a pasta canister.. Hmmmm.. I have looked at drinking bottles (maybe for water pumpling), bandages (maybe for that elusive perfect ADS), or hairbands (for that perfect cock ring).