Sad Sad story of Woe Fellas.
I labeled this post with the word “fellas” cause I can’t see how any chicks are gonna be surfing this site (accually kinda scary; bunches of dudes talking about dicks and shit). Anyhow, here I am with a sad story of whoa. I’ve never had a “big one”. Always like 5 inches and unknown girth, though not too slim. My 5 inch willy always got my by in high school, banging chicks who werent used to anything else. Anyhow, I’m a hansom fella, If I do say so. I have no problem getting chicks, and I consider myself to have allot of game. However, I’m in college now, and the otherday a Hawaiian chick who wokrs at the gym, asked me out. Not just any Hawaiian chick, but the hottest one you could imagine. She seemed really cool, like easy dating material for sure. I took her out and we went to the movie Electra. During the show things started to heat up, and she wanted to leave the movie, so we could go screw at her place. I remembered before the movie she was talking about her ex boyfriends big dong, and how much she likes to fuck, etc. Unfortunately I found a way to weasel out of it, to save embarassment, and finished the date. My whole life I’ve wanted to be the dude that could fuck chicks that like to fuck, but it’s looking like that won’t ever happen, cause hot chicks that like to fuck like big johnsons and thats no secret.
Sorry fellas, had to get that off my chest.