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Reverse PE?

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Take a mallet and hammer your dick once. It will have a swelling for a couple of days. After that, the bloody thing will retract badly and never grow because it now knows what is coming its way. LOL.

I know its a bad idea but may work.:)


Walk slowly but never backwards.

Good idea godofdeviltry!

I have a friend who tried to break his voice with a hammer.

Originally Posted by Aim-High Willis
Good idea godofdeviltry!

I have a friend who tried to break his voice with a hammer.

Why did your friend do that?


Walk slowly but never backwards.

Because he was an idiot at the time.

This is some funny stuff. I don’t say this about you Aim-High Willis, but people in general are afraid of the wrong things:

Lifting weights leads to a stronger and better-looking body. But the women don’t want to lift weights. Why? Because they are afraid of becoming walking beefs. Men that’s lifting weights seldom increase their body mass to the extreme, and women are afraid to work out because they don’t want to get big. Oh, I forgot to mention: women have six times less testosterone and other hormones that leads to muscle growth. Add to this, how often do you see a man with extreme muscles (without steroids)?

People are afraid to fly. Why, you ask. Well, because they might crash. Statistically, it’s much, MUCH more risky to drive to work than to fly over the pacific sea.

And about PE. It’s quite similar to women-lifting-weights: Some PEers are afraid that they’re going to wake up and realize that they have a monster living in their pants. This is not going to happen if you keep your goal a bit under monster size, I can assure you people (that are afraid of this). Be afraid that you’re not going to gain, because this is a much bigger problem and chance than that you’re going to wake up monster size.

Originally Posted by Aim-High Willis
Because he was an idiot at the time.

No shit. :D

For length, you can always gain weight and increase your fatpad.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by Bird2
www.measurection.com

What measurements do they say is a small penis? I looked at the site but could not find this information anywhere.

I did find an interesting poll about what gets women off though.

Originally Posted by mgus
For length, you can always gain weight and increase your fatpad.

But then you don’t get any women at all. :cool:

I’m not worried at all about length mgus. Even if I was, I get no girls anyway so I’ll steer clear of that idea :D

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