Real measurement and size help

I measured with my ruler and it always read 6.5, so I wanted to see how measured against my remote which when I put it up to mine would you know it same length so I measured my remote with the ruler and it read 7in so how could this be I mean I measured both many diff time many diff ways but yet my penis keep saying 6.5 and remote keep saying 7in anybody what going on I put my penis up against the remote all day under it over it next to it their both the same length so is my size 6.5 or 7in but to me I don’t look that big to be 7in sometime I don’t think am 6.5 but the ruler says so. Anybody help

LoL

your imagining things!

hahaha kidding, if your not measuring your penis from bone press, do so, its more accurate

Fuck the remote!

What are you going to tell someone when they ask how big you are? “I am one remote control long”?
No. The correct answer is, “I’m 12 inches, dammit! And don’t ask me to take it out to prove it, or somebody may get hurt!”

I did my penis always says 6.5 but if am the same length as my remote how could my remote read 7in with the ruler and my penis say 6.5 but I swear when I measure the two same exact length

Provide pictures of this illusion in progress. I suspect you somehow hold the remote differently than the ruler.

BTW - I want to get to 7” too.

I think you’re measuring the remote wrong..

I was thinking the same thing but I measure it as many diff ways as I could still 7in. I do have a slit curved in my penis noting much and obviously the remote is straight I was thinking that had something to do with it but I doubt it cause like I said I don’t look or fill like I have good size. Idk just trying to get another .5 to .7 in gain and I will be happy.

Perhaps your remote is photo-shopped. :)

I would suggest using some string to measure your penis then lay the string on the ruler for measurement on a flat surface.

Maybe when you measure with the remote you are more relaxed while with the ruler you are nervous and this can get you some loss in EQ.

Epic :D