Rate my routine, please input.

The mems routine is nice is the one which gave me results

“Warning: Do not use this routine unless you want to experience rapid gains.
If you don’t gain 2” from this you’re doing it wrong.”

I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke.. Or is he being serious?

Of course is a joke : you should gain at least 4” otherwise you are doing it wrong.

If I were to gain 2 inches from this routine I would walk around with my cock out in public places.