Quick gains

Hi guys, I just need to gain as much as possible until new years. I know gains are supposed to come slowly but.. I got this girl who’s boyfriend has a rumor to be hung like a horse and she is up for the taking on new years while he is away (their relationship is bad) I really like this girl and I do not want to make her disappointed. My EL is “7,5 and my EG is “5,3 I just need my EG to be as big as possible as quick as possible. If it might be dangerous I don’t care, I would do anything to make her satisfied, if so only once.

I´ve been on the newbie for 3 months and I have gained some but now I need some quick gains.

Don’t worry about the boyfriend, just worry about having a good time on New Years. She expects you to be nice and treat her nice and she doesn’t care about your cock. So go out with her as you are and have a good time.

At your size you are already hung bro don’t worry

If she’s the sort who will have sex with you behind her current boyfriends back, she probably isn’t the sort of girl you should be really liking for a relationship.

If you really like her and are more serious about wanting to get to know her, then have a good time with her and forget about having sex. Make her feel valued, not like a sex object. You are well hung already.

There’s no such thing as quick gains if you aren’t a natural fast gainer.

“I just need my EG to be as big as possible as quick as possible. If it might be dangerous I don’t care, I would do anything to make her satisfied, if so only once.” < —————You have got to be kidding right!

Tie you dick to the back of a pickup truck then push it down a hill, I hear its a really great stretch.

A hill? Damnit, that’s what I was missing! You mean I got dragged 400 yards by a snowmobile for no F**king reason? I have got to read more newbie threads before I start a new quick growth routine!

By the way Hallifax, were just funning with you mate! Be safe, don’t get hurt and if dick size was this girls main interest then she wouldn’t be leaving ol’ Johny LongCockings now would she?

A cockring may give you .25-.5in. In girth and possibly a little in length as well; usually a lasso type cockring works the best as it is adjustable. Not sure if you want to choose this route, however, if it’s dark she wouldn’t notice anyways; but since you are hung already it should really be no concern to you whatsoever.

I’m sorry but you sound like a little school girl.

Where’s your pride?

Go out, have fun, then fuck her into oblivion and make her scream for mercy. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Have good time buddy. Happy holidays.

Hello mate,

Come on don’t kid yourself. If you want to show her a good time, just take her out for a really romantic evening. Chicks are really in a romantic mood during Christmas.

Cheers

Doing that behind that guys back is sick.

I hope he finds out about you.

There was a thread like this some time ago wasn´t it, of a guy willing to do anything to gain to impress some bitch he had met online, I remember he said he used to tie some weights to his dick with a rope or some stuff like that , crazy stuff.

Anyways I understand the size frustration and that it might make you very anxious that this so called stallion is fucking this girl, well sorry to break this down for you but there is no such thing as quick gains, if you do something excessive you might end up ruining your dick.

And sorry but that comment of fucking her even it is only once sounds plain stupid to me, so the way I see it you have two options:

1) Go for it and fuck her brains out, in my book you are already hung like a horse.
2)Do some SAFE and rational PE for a couple of years, gain some inches here and there and fuck her brains out.

I wish you luck in whichever choice you make.