I am dead serious. The wife’s first and foremost obligation is attending my salami, that having been the whole point for me getting married, so that I could save whore money and use those funds for imported beers. If she gives me no pussy, I am forced to pay whores, therefore I won’t have much left for booze, therefore I’ll get mad as hell. Therefore, I’d think about divorce. Does it make sense now?
That’s effed up man. First of all, it’s Dr’s orders that there is ZERO sexual intercourse for 6 weeks after my son was born. She enduring some minor tearing, which of course called for stitches, so you’re off your friggin’ rocker if you think I’m going to put my wife through pain for my selfish needs.
As for Rootcap, well, I’m sorry you feel like you have to mess with a woman’s mind to validate your manliness. My wife loves and respects me, and I don’t need to play mind games with her to make her want me. When I was 21 and picking up girls at the bar then I’m all for playing puppet master, but my wife deserves more respect than that, because she shows it to me. I appreciate the “advice”, but I’ll pass.
Starting Stats (APR '11): BPEL - 7.0" Base EG - 6.1" NBPFL - 4.75"
Current Stats (DEC '14): BPEL - 7.6" Base EG - 6.4" NBPFL - 5.5"