Permanently smooth balls and shaft

I know you guys often talk about how to deal with hair. Well, I used to shave in the shower with a regular shaver under warm/hot water, and that did the trick. It would feel great for the first two days then it would get all itchy when the hair would start to grow back.. Stubbly balls are no fun. So finally I was driving down the street and I saw a laser hair removal office and walked in to talk to the nurses and receptionists. Basically I told them that I wanted permanently smooth balls and a smooth shaft. The girls responded very professionally and told me that they have guys come in pretty often to have their genitals done.

So they told me how to prep.. I had to shave the area exactly where I wanted the hair not to grow, just like I normally would in the shower. The next day I went in and they did the procedure, carefully handling my balls and penis :) and using a temporary numbing cream because the laser is very painful without it.

Luckily I had no hyper-pigmentation or burning of any sort and now (about two weeks later) most of the hairs have been shed and it looks and feels really good. In fact, it’s even better than shaving because you can’t see the follicle and the skin is smooth. My balls are even more relaxed and hang lower, more often. Having a perfectly smooth shaft looks really good too (I personally decided to leave my pubes above because I think it looks good like that). I still have 4 more treatments, so I decided just to be comfortable with the nurses since they’d be dealing with my junk 4 more times.

Anyways, I’ll answer any questions you guys have. If you have the money and can find a very good place that you trust your balls to (literally), it’s a pretty good idea.

Any hints as to how much these treatments are costing you, sir?

They’re expensive. About $250+ per treatment.. For me, it’s worth it.

Why would your balls hang lower? If anything with the lack of hair they would be cooler and press up to the body for heat. Atleast that’s why I would think.

Good theory lol, I was thinking they would hang lower because of the weight of the hair lol. I wish I could afford that treatment, I want smooth balls but I don’t have the guts to go near them with a razor.

It’s not the money I’m worried about but if I change my mind in the future and want hair on my balls (definetly not my shaft) but possibly my balls. I’d keep the hair above for sure, neatly trimmed. But the hair around the ass and the turkey neck on the shaft has to be gone for sure. Just those damn balls… every girl likes it different and I can never decide which I like better.

Now that days alot of balls to have that done..lol.

I was thinking of getting hair extensions on my ball bag so I could platt it, or maybe dreads. The ladies would love it lol

Yea but European chicks don’t shave their pits either ….

I think thats just a french thing, no offence

I haven’t had the laser done on me, but my wife has on various parts of her body. It works great. You’ll still need to go once or twice a year for “maintenance”, but this could be a great solution for those with the cash to do it. Also, for those with lighter hair it may not work as well. I must say that the thought of doing it scares the hell out of me. I have seen it done on my wife on some pretty sensitive spots, but I’m not sure I’m ready to try it just yet. Please keep us updated as to how this goes for you over the multiple treatments.

:rolling:

Not true.

It’s probably all the energy he zapped them with. Those lasers transfer a lot of energy to the area being treated. Ask them what setting they are using on you (i.e. how many joules of energy). I don’t think I’d ever let anyone point 25 or 30 joules of laser energy at my family jewels. At least, I’d want to know that many other men have done this without experiencing any long term problems. If wearing your underwear too tightly can reduce sperm count, just think what this might do. I’d rather do the electrolysis, if I didn’t want to shave any more. Electrolysis transfers a much smaller amount of electricity to the hair follicle, though it’s more expensive and more painful. Be careful Collegeguy, that’s a precious treasure they are aiming at!

Besides, laser hair removal is not permanent. How much hair it removes, and for how long, depends on many factors. It does tend to thin the hair out in the areas being treated. But don’t be surprised if, a few months after your four treatments, you see a significant amount of hair return to the treated areas. Read the fine print. Electrolysis is truly permanent, after several treatments, and excluding the growth of entirely new hairs that were not treated. But once again, it’s both more expensive and more painful. It’s also more time consuming, as they treat each hair follicle separately, which is why it’s more expensive.

I don’t know if I’d be comfortable permanently removing my pubes. Maybe on the shaft, but it sounds quite expensive. I shave/trim down there about once a week, and have gotten pretty used to doing it. I don’t get itchy hardly ever now. And for those of you afraid to go near there with a razor: with a little caution, there’s nothing to worry about. Even if you do nick yourself, it’ll heal within a few hours. Just make sure you use a sharp razor and you’ll be smooth sailing.

And for laser enthusiasts: all the more power to ya .. That takes balls :)