Paralysis by analysis--my pissed off rant
I’m nearing the end of my 10th week of my stealth PE venture and I’m already getting majorly pissed off at the whole thing. First, I wonder why do I even do this crap? I started at exactly 6 x 5—average, vanilla, plain jane, ordinary joe average. My woman never has complained and she said she doesn’t give a @#%##@^& whether I’m 6” or 9” and that if I do these exercises that it will be because of my own insecurities and that she’s fine with me, blah, blah, blah.Our sex life has been good but very predictable, we get each other hot/wet, we bang for 20-30 mins, we blow our loads, then we go to sleep. Same frickin thing every time. One thing about my wife, she ALWAYS orgasms, I can count on both hands the number of times she hasn’t blown her load during our nine years of 2-3 times per week sex. The thing that pisses me off is that she has settled into a pattern and won’t be as adventurous as before. She wants me to do all the work, she says that it’s relaxing for her to lay there and let me “do her” as she says. I tell her that I miss our more passionate times and she says that she’s just too tired to “really get into it like you want me to.”
Anyway, I stumble onto Thundersplace and learn about manual exercises to make my dong larger. I read about how so many guys have these crazy fast gains.”I gained frickin 2 inches in the first frickin month.. Wow!”.. And how their bigger pipe is causing their ladies to go ape in the bedroom. So, I say to myself, “Self, you gotta start doing this and maybe your woman, too, will become a sex machine as she admires your new toy.” So I do the newbie routine for 8 weeks and notice a 0.5” longer flaccid but still nothing really new in the ERECT length/girth department. I do notice harder erections, and the ability to stay hard long after I blow, so there are other benefits to PE even if no size gains are made. So, what do I do?
I’m, by nature, a reader/researcher, so I read just about every thread in the place and see all these different routines and methods. I read how one guy gains something wack like “2 inches in the first month.yes!” on a different routine and I think, whoa, maybe THAT’S what I should be doing. It’ so un-be-freakin-liev-able how many different routines people have and all the contradictions in results from people. So, now, I’m at the point where I say “screw it” and just go with a simple plan of 10-15 mins. Of jelq/uli/stretch in the morning and repeat at night. I can’t figure this crap out so I might as well just keep it simple, give it time, quit filling my head up with all the paralysis by analysis.
As for me and my wife, she says she’s fine with my meat the way it is, but I want to see what would happen if I grew to a 7-7.5” x 6” and pound her with that for a while and see what she says then. She had our 2nd child four months ago and says that she’s just too tired for sex, which now only seems to happen on the weekend. I do all the stuff that the experts say to do; I help with the kids, I do the frickin dishes, laundry, I treat her with affection, praise her, touch in non-sexual ways, etc. And still, she says she’s too exhausted.problem is I’m starting to get pissed at her, which will only drive a wedge between us if I let it go on. Anyway, I’ve read from some of the older threads that many folks gained on simple straight-forward plans of MEDIUM length/intensity. A common theme among lots of gainers has been consistency, not over-doing it, jelquing, stretching, and Uli’s. So, for me, for the near future it will be no more obsession and pre-occupation with all this, instead it will be 10-15 mins. AM/PM of jelqs, a few uli thrown in, and stretches with very gradual increases. We’ll see how that goes.