Package Volume

I was pondering the fact that women instinctively, habitually and profusely check out men’s packages, so with summer coming up I was wondering about ways to increase not just the size of one’s inflated unit but all of the equipment including the nutsack in a relaxed state. I was reading that someone, for example, swears by drinking a mix of liquidised raw cabbage with two teaspoons of virgin olive oil (sounds more likely to cause a lot of wind.) . Would be nice if it was permanent enlargement rather than just fluid buildup.

For accurately measuring PV (Package Volume) I am thinking of dangling everything into a suitable container filled with warm water and weighing that before and after but I haven’t got around to that yet.

What do the members think?