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Originally Posted by axel_1

LOL, that’s hilarious! What exercise where you doing? Jelqing can look like jerking off. Hanging, well, that would be a little worse to explain:P

LOL, jelqing.

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba

:Rolling:

Seriously, man, if she caught you hanging weights: IF you feel the need to bring it up, or she ever does, just say you are embarrassed by a curve in your wang and read you can straighten it out by hanging a light weight straight down every day for a while. It’s a little less traumatic to think of your son trying to fix something like that (even if you know it’s probably not the true reason he’s doing it.) than to think of him making his penis huge.

Ok, lol.

It must have been the longest 3 seconds of your life!


Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

Could have been worse.

You could have been in a Bib hanger with a rope running up to a pulley attached to a ceiling hook and then down to 20 lbs of barbell weights clanging above your head.


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

Dude, your mom totally wants you.

Haha What exercise were you doing?


Current stats..........BPEL: 17cm / 6.7"........BEG: 14cm / 5.5".....MSEG: 13 Cm / 5,1" Técnicas Sexuales

Long term goal......BPEL: 20cm / 7.8"........BEG: 15cm / 5.9".....MSEG: 15 Cm / 5,9"

Progress➤17➥17,5➥18➥18,5➥19➥19,5➥20 .......... 13➥13,5➥14➥14,5➥15........Progresos Anderballer

Luckily mine’s never walked in on me before.

Originally Posted by BigDuck

Dude, your mom totally wants you.

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!


Serious starting point: Nov. 2, 2009/BPEL 5.75 x 4.75 inches.

Current BPEL 7 1/2 x 5.5 inches.

Goal: BPEL 8 x 6 inches. Hell, if I hit 8, I'm going for 9!

Bet he won’t be able to look her in the eye after hearing that. :P

Originally Posted by hjk678
My freakin nosy as hell mom walked in while I was PEing.

I feel soooo wierd now.


You think you are wierded out? I just got off the phone with your mom and she is seriously freaked.


Running a Massive Co-Front.

Hmmm….three secornds equals curiousity and anything over five seconds equals serious lust. I would avoid your mom for awhile just to be safe.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Originally Posted by Para-Goomba
:rolling:

Seriously, man, if she caught you hanging weights: IF you feel the need to bring it up, or she ever does, just say you are embarrassed by a curve in your wang and read you can straighten it out by hanging a light weight straight down every day for a while. It’s a little less traumatic to think of your son trying to fix something like that (even if you know it’s probably not the true reason he’s doing it…) than to think of him making his penis huge.

Yeah, good advice.

When I was in vacation and had to stay with my mom in the house, I just told her I had sex with someone and she missed when she was above me so I got a bent on my dick. I had to go to the doctor and he prescribed me an extender. Problem solved. :)


Starting stats: 6.4" / 5.6" Current Stats: 7.4" / 5.8" Short term goal: 7" / 6" Long term goal: 8" / 6.5"

…So weird. Why don’t you try explaining to her what you were doing? For me, I would be far more comfortable with that.


Starting: EL: 7' EG:4.9'

Goal: EL: 8' EG 6'

Originally Posted by Foopmaster

…So weird. Why don’t you try explaining to her what you were doing? For me, I would be far more comfortable with that.

Oh really?


Serious starting point: Nov. 2, 2009/BPEL 5.75 x 4.75 inches.

Current BPEL 7 1/2 x 5.5 inches.

Goal: BPEL 8 x 6 inches. Hell, if I hit 8, I'm going for 9!

I dunno. I’ve been pretty open with my mom regarding things like whether or not I have had sex with my girlfriends, but the thought of anyone knowing whether I masturbate or not/how often I do it would be embarrassing.

The idea of wanting to enlarge your penis, on the other hand, seems perfectly logical to me. Almost any guy that’s average would make it a cubic inch larger given the option to do it without effort/recourse/risk, so it’s not something so embarrassing to me.


Starting: EL: 7' EG:4.9'

Goal: EL: 8' EG 6'

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