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One handed piss

Just came up with a simple yet effective method to create a bit of stir amongst your male counterparts, let me know if you have any success with it.

I’ve noticed (not cock watching you understand) that men who hold their cock with one hand in the toilet seem to be more confident with their size than those who hold with one. It’s a pretty ludicrous idea, but I think it might just have some merit. I often think of shy guys ‘cradling’ their dick with both hands, turned away into the corner of the bathroom, gazing down at what they wish was something bigger. While on the other hand the guys who hold with one hand seem to stand tall and proud, obviously having nothing to hide.

To begin with I thought this didn’t make much sense, “surely you need two hands to hold a big dick right?”, but it seems to have worked for me. As a two hand-er myself, I walked into university one morning with a cock ring on, post PE, so my flaccid was pretty ridiculous by my standards. Lets just say I got some looks! Me standing there with one hand on my dick seemed to get some attention, also helped by my flaccid being bigger than usual.

I feel like I have just had the first taste of what it’s like to have a big cock - and I like it!


Stats, pre PE: BPEL 6.1" MSEG 4.5"

Ultimate Goal: BPEL 7.6" MSEG 6"

That's 1.5" both ways. Wish me luck! :D

I always one hand it a little distance away from the urinal. Just to display my inflated flaccid (when I have to really go, my flaccid puffs up). I see what you’re saying, and I agree. So what are your previous stats?


2005: 5.5 EL & 5.6 EG, FL: 4in > Now: 7.5 NBP & 6.1 MEG, 5.8 BG (Goal: MORE !)

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Pre PE I was a little over 6” EL, not really sure about FL to be honest, it varies too much to be worthwhile measuring. I have gained about 0.4” EL since I started. To be honest I think it’s a mind thing - the same thing has happened when I haven’t worn a cock ring and have been feeling small. I also think it has something to do with side-on perspective. Isn’t urinal watching one of the most common forms of penis envy??


Stats, pre PE: BPEL 6.1" MSEG 4.5"

Ultimate Goal: BPEL 7.6" MSEG 6"

That's 1.5" both ways. Wish me luck! :D

Originally Posted by Tidge
Pre PE I was a little over 6” EL, not really sure about FL to be honest, it varies too much to be worthwhile measuring. I have gained about 0.4” EL since I started. To be honest I think it’s a mind thing - the same thing has happened when I haven’t worn a cock ring and have been feeling small. I also think it has something to do with side-on perspective. Isn’t urinal watching one of the most common forms of penis envy??

Is it just me or is there anyone else who is “piss shy”? Like seriously, not just if I think someone is looking at me, but if someone is listening, I have a hard time taking a leak or taking a shit for that matter? Maybe it’s just me.


My goal is to be the best me, mind, body and soul, PE is part of achieving the best me.

I used to be like that at the urinals, but this little trick is working wonders for me and my confidence. Taking a shit is a different story - I have to make sure no one is in.

My friends and I used to play a mean trick - waiting around in bathrooms until you hear a ‘splosh’, then cheering really loudly! :)


Stats, pre PE: BPEL 6.1" MSEG 4.5"

Ultimate Goal: BPEL 7.6" MSEG 6"

That's 1.5" both ways. Wish me luck! :D

Originally Posted by Tidge
I used to be like that at the urinals, but this little trick is working wonders for me and my confidence. Taking a shit is a different story - I have to make sure no one is in.

My friends and I used to play a mean trick - waiting around in bathrooms until you hear a ‘splosh’, then cheering really loudly! :)


Sometimes my crap is so big there is no splash just a “Plonk” as the turd hits the bottom of the bowl.


I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as we call him in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.

My favorite shit exercise is making frustrated, loud groans and screams while on the can. Especially when someone walks in and is at the urinal, imagine taking a piss and hearing that.


As of 1/1/2009 - 6.25" BPEL // 5.0" EG

Originally Posted by parallelpoint
My favorite shit exercise is making frustrated, loud groans and screams while on the can. Especially when someone walks in and is at the urinal, imagine taking a piss and hearing that.

LOL, I don’t have to imagine, I have heard it. On a side note, one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard was on a road trip, I stopped at a McDonald’s strictly to use the restroom, when I got in there, I heard a case of what sounded to be an elderly man who had a severe case of diarrhea. All I heard was diarrhea coming out followed by an, “Oops”, absolutely hilarious.


My goal is to be the best me, mind, body and soul, PE is part of achieving the best me.

Originally Posted by HardbodyPEer
LOL, I don’t have to imagine, I have heard it. On a side note, one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard was on a road trip, I stopped at a McDonald’s strictly to use the restroom, when I got in there, I heard a case of what sounded to be an elderly man who had a severe case of diarrhea. All I heard was diarrhea coming out followed by an, “Oops”, absolutely hilarious.

Oops.. I wonder if he lost something. Other than his meal, that is. Maybe a kidney.

The best place to watch people’s reactions to one’s frightening stall sounds is at an airport. People there are already stressed, and the noises make it far worse.


As of 1/1/2009 - 6.25" BPEL // 5.0" EG

Public amusement rarely gets better than this, haha.

Thanks for the link westla! Made me laugh :)


Stats, pre PE: BPEL 6.1" MSEG 4.5"

Ultimate Goal: BPEL 7.6" MSEG 6"

That's 1.5" both ways. Wish me luck! :D

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