Ok guys. Proof women can't measure.
Well, you all made me curious about it with seeing the goals you set yourselves, so I went to an online toy store and looked up a *realistic 8” dildo* and I found one with great reviews over all. I think the final rating was like 4.5 stars. Anyway, for your reading (and ego stroking) pleasure, the following are real reviews on that toy. Obviously when a lot of us say our last boyfriend was 8” and huge we are remembering it bigger and since we’ve all been told 6” is really 8 our whole adult lives we don’t know what we are getting ourselves in to when we actually find something that big lol.
I was excited to receive, it’s been ok for the last few months, but so large I tend to go numb if I use it for very long.
I know I’m the ONLY person saying this about this product, but I was SUPER disappointed. First thing I noticed when I opened it, it had very strong plasticky smell. The smell leeched into the box I had it in for storage and lingers after almost a week of being thrown away! Second- again the only person saying this- I thought it was too big for me. Even doused in lube it was very uncomfortable. The only good thing I will say is it was sturdy and seemed well constructed- that’s the only reason it got a 2 instead of a 1.
It looks real n feels real however it was to big for me to use.
Not so happy about
The material feels like a real penni .. The only things that I don’t like is too thick and when you penetrate it feels uncomfortable cause of the tip, tooits like to bumpy.
Way too BIG! I have to return it. So unfortunate because I was really waiting for it. The composition is good, it is well made, feels more or less real and suction works ok. But it is too thick.
They need to display with a ruler..
The average person will just buy this.. Not thinking just how long it is, but the 2” thickness.. Should come with some kind of warning THIS THING IS FRECKEN THICK, get something less thick
Got this thinking it would feel good, but should have looked at the picture better. Length is good, just way too wide! Can’t even use it for anal at all. Feels OK in the front for a minute, but I am pretty tight even after having a baby, so this is no fun for me! Also it does have rigid lines on the head and it pretty hard material.
Just to BIG!
This thing is way to thick for anal play. The girth and shape of the tip makes it impossible to fit. I’m going to try the smaller version.
I was not quite expecting it to be so BIG. The head is so large it can be quite uncomfortable. I wouldn’t recommend for a beginner. Think I will go for the 1.5 in with for comfort. If you like them huge, this one is for you.
OMG!! This thing is unrealistlc!! It’s too big and it’s hard as a brick! Nothing enjoyable about this thing at all. It looks good. That’s about it.
Its a three
Bought this for my wife and she dos not like the feel. To big she says if you by this for your partner make sure its not to wide for them.
Wayyyyy tooo big
Scary big, seriously. And the head is even bigger. The head keeps getting hung on my pelvic bone? I guess thats what it is? I mean I can’t even enjoy it.
This thing is huge
I read everyones reviews about this being big. Trust me. Its huge! Definitely gonna have to exchange it for a smaller one. This one wouldn’t fit even with a ton of lube!
Way too thick
The length would be fine but way too thick. I couldn’t get it in. It hurt. And id rather just stay small then try to stretch myself out and lose that. Made me feel like a virgin again thats for sure
I think I ordered it because it was one sale.. And it is on sale for a reason!! It is meant for lose or drunk women!
TOO BIG !!
This thing is not made for humans. It’s way to big. Was shocked when I first saw it, but thought lets try it. The tip wouldn’t even fit. They call this, “realistic dong” it should be unrealistic dong!
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