Newbies: Orientation Day, University of Thunder's
Think of PE as a science degree.
In your years at the Univeristy of Thunder’s you learn the basics of PE as well as the importance of motivation and a workload you are comfortable with.
During your time at Thunder’s, as in University, while your learning, you help and support those around you who are also learning and making more of themselves (pun).
Gradualy and progressively you learn more advanced material and then you graduate with a Bachelor of Science in Penis Enlargement.
Then you do Honours, where you learn the cutting edge of everyone else’s experiences, the latest research and experimental procedures.
Finally, you get your PhD (pretty huge dick), which is where you do your very own research and, finally, give back to the community that has given you so much.
I hope to see you all doing your homework and look forward to watching you all grow. And remember, chewing gum is strictly prohibited.