Newbie Jelqing Is Like Lifting Weights.IT WORKS
Hello Thundersplace dick growers,
I am going to compare jelqing to lifting weights, makes sense and works.
This is my first official post although I have been jelqing on and off for a couple of years. I never consistently did it, until I found the routine that works for me and makes sense to me. So I would like to share that with you.
For starters ill give you a background of me and my routine I am 6’2” I have a 7” EL and a 5.75 girth;) . When I was 18 I started jelqing because my penis was thick but not long and I was already 6’1” and my flaccid size was embarrassing;( . Now I always had good girth that pleased woman nicely I just wanted a monster lol or to be more proportionate with my body, and to have to have a penis that hangs instead of shriveling. NOW I HANG I started off at 5.75 x 5.15. Now I am 7” x 5.75. Now some of these gains might of came from puberty or becoming a man or whatever they say you grow first then ur penis grows kids. But I am now 22 and in the last month I grew .5” in legnth by this method I have been practicing for the last month. IT WORKS!! NO BS!!
BOTTOM LINE HAVING A BIG DICK MAKES you A BADASS!! JUST ASK THE LADIES!!
Along with jelqing, I also like 2 workout and stay in shape. Now this is where the routine comes in. When I started working out I was lifting way too much weight trying to show off and get too fast of results. IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT, you WILL HURT YOURSELF. So after talking to older guys that been lifting, they all said it not about how much you lift but about dedication. Don’t lift weights that you have to struggle with or will hurt you. Just like jelqing you don’t want to overdue. Now also I workout during the week, get all sore and recover for a fun weekend, same with jelqing, and the ladies love both;) Like working out after you jelq you will be sore, maybe even for a day or 2. So what I do is jelq during so come the weekend I’m healed and ready to perform like a stallion. Why this works”?? Just like working out it takes time but with dedication and the proper routine results will come quicker without over doing it.
THE ROUTINE: (4 days on MON - THURS 3 days off FRI - SUN) ( Rest days are important just like working out you need them to grow)
WARM UP - Just like before working out you want to warm up the area of muscles you are going to workout. By cardio/swinging arms ect.. The idea is to get the blood flowing to that area. And in jelqing that area is your penis.
The Warm up is performed by 5 minutes of heat.
Method: Shower, Heating Pad, Wet hot towel. My Choice: Shower.
STRETCH - After you warm those muscles up you want to stretch em out to lengthn’ em and avoid injury. In this case most of your length results are going to come from your stretch.
I perform my stretching in the shower after I warm-up. I do 30 second v-stretch. Then a straight out lig stretch for a minute. Then 30 second V-stretch (V-stretch is my fav. Gives me the best results and a good flaccid hang so I utilize them the most). Then a lig stretch to the right for a min. Then 30 sec. V-Stretch. Then 1 min lig stretch to the left. 30 second v-stretch. 1 min lig down. 30 sec. V-Stretch. 1 minute up stretch, I try to reach my belly button because thats where I want my penis to reach for proportion , ALMOST THERE. Then one more 30 sec. V-Stretch. Then I end the stretching routine by grabbing the penis at the base and swing it in circles smacking my leg to get the blood flow back.
V-Stretch is done by grabbing the penis just below the gland(Head) stretch it straight out to a good stretch, then take the thumb of your other hand and place it in the middle of your penis pressing downward, creating the “V”.
Lig stretch as I call em is the same without the thumb so one hand stretching out just under the gland in different directions.
P.S. Get a good grip and nice stretch but don’t pull ur dick off esp. If ur hitting the weights too lol
WET JELQ -Now this is the meat and potatoes of your workout. This is the main focus of it. It get blood flowing and gets you BIGGER AND BETTER THEN THE NEXT GUY lol. Do these slow with just the right grip and don’t overdue it, esp. If you r new to the cock gym.
I do 200 - 400 wet jelqs. No more no less beginners. To do these you must get the right lube that works for you. I use A&D ointment, the shit for your tattoos. I grip the penis as close to the base and possible with my thumb and index in a “O” shape goin away from the body. Then slowly slide the “O” down and away from you to just under the gland slowly in about 3 sec. Then switch hands. Thats the jelq Mofuckaz. Find ur own grip and pressure, don’t hurt yourself.
P.S. And injury in dick working out means no pussy buddy.
WARM DOWN - Like working out you wanna cool down.
I start the cool down by head squeezes. These r important! They make ur gland grow, and makes ur dick heavier and keeps the shaft from doing the turtle around ur fat head, giving you a better flaccid hang. Plus this gets the blood pumping to your worked out johnson.
IMPORTANT cool down in P.E. Is called the “warm down” because we want heat again. The same way you did it before. MY CHOICE: the heating pad.
SUPPLEMENTING - Many people that workout take supplements. This is because it gives you faster results and better recovery. Some supplements can help your penis do the same.
What I take:
CellTech Hardcore Pro Series(Creatine/Amino Mix) - This is loaded with amino acids. L-Arginine is a producer of nitrous oxide through the body. This is an ingredient in boner meds. It keeps the blood pumping through ur veins, thats what you want for P.E. Also L-Tyrosine and other aminos help.
Dymatize Elite 12 hour protein - Great for recovery for muscles. Also loaded with amino acids, flows through your body overnight, which is good if you jelq at night.
Mens Multi-Vitamin - Good for hormones for men. Contains Zinc which produces natural testosterone which will fill ur balls up with sperm making them bigger and getting more blood to the penis. And the testosterone gives ur rock hard erections to knock your girlfriend out.
Do Not Take:
Yohimbe - It does increase blood flow to the penis and will work. But it will make you insane. I have tried it before it gives you panic attacks, which will not help you get laid. You can have a huge cock but if you’re a paranoid freak girls don’t want that. And after doing research on it, to much can KILL YOU. If it don’t kill you it will prolly give a stroke or some crazy shit.
The rest of what you take is up to you. Just do research on what you are taking. Make sure you feel right on the supplement. Remember just because it’s herbal does not mean it’s good for you or legit. Most herbal supplements are not FDA approved and they put extra ingredients not even listed so get a trusted brand. Do your research.
KEEP AT IT BROTHERS! THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING IN THE WORLD THEN A GIRL TELLING YOU, THAT YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK SHE HAS SEEN OR HAD! SHE WILL DO NE THING FOR YOU!!
ALSO KEEP A POSITIVE MINDFRAME HAVING A BIG DICK KEEPS ME POSITIVE AND THE MORE POSITIVE I AM THE BETTER THE HANG!!
ONE MORE THING STAY IN SHAPE, A HEALTHY BODY = A HEALTHY DICK. EAT RIGHT, EXCERCISE, LIFTING WEIGHTS INCREASES TESTOSTERONE GOOD FOR P.E. ALSO KEEP A FLAT STOMACH AND YOUR BODY FAT DOWN IT WILL MAKE YOUR WHOLE PENIS SHOW MAKING IT BIGGER!!
TY Feedback is gr8 if you are trying the routine, let me know if it is working for you.
SO WORK HARD AND STAY DEDICATED!