New technique

I tried this tonight. I am just starting out, but somehow I stumbled upon it and it seemed like it just felt right. I’m not sure if it’s stupid or if it’s something anyone else would feel the need to try. If someone with a little better penis science knowledge knows this is a bad method let me know ASAP.

Wet Jelq tail wag (That’s the name I’m giving it, it’s sort of what it looks like).
1. Start with righthand, overhand ok grip
2. turn hand so that top/back of hand is facing toward left side of body
3. start at base, pull up and bend penis over to the right curling over thumb and almost turning penis into an upside-down ‘U’.
4. Stroke up and over pointing the penis to the right or even back toward your right hip in a smooth motion.
5. repeat with opposite hand in opposite direction.

I used 2-3 second strokes, if sped up this would look almost like a dog wagging his tail.
It didn’t put alot of tension on the ligs (not that that is the goal of Jelqs) so I only do this as one of my 3 sets of Jelqs (more reps than other sets though, 80 to start).

I really like this little trick. It feels like it gets a nice stretch to the edges of the tunic without putting quite as much pinch on the urethra and dorsal vein/nerve, plus it incorporates a sideways bend with a jelq (sure others have done this).

If anyone has any input, appreciate it.

peac.e

I am not totally sure of how you are doing this… the only thing I can think of seems like it would be dangerous at really high erection levels, try to explain more.

I tried it and it opened up an extra-dimensional time/space portal where everybody elses dick was only 3 cm long. There I am the world’s greatest porn star and I don’t need to do PE anymore.

Thanks for the tip.

:rolling:

Skeptic,
So you bend the dick then jelq ,may be useful. But honestly didn’t sound so revolutionary to me .

It’s really an over hand grip jelq that follows the bend of the penis to make it more comfortable, if I’m picturing it correctly. I do it all the time and I get a great pump from it.

Ooooh Kaaay… . . Maybe I shouldn’t have named it, that was kind of tounge-in-cheek. I didnt’ think this was some other worldly techinique, not the intent of the thread at all. Tinytim, I’m sorry, but I hope those affects are temporary b/c I’m getting alot of angry pm’s and people want to know why their dick shrunk late last night.

But, really I was just saying that this technique felt productive and very comfortable. I’m sure others have done something very similar or exactly the same and wanted some input.

Basically you Jelq and bend it to the side, not totally erect (thought that was a big taboo anyway, jelqing while 100% erect that is). You do one jelq with one hand bending the penis over the thumb while pulling out and then use the other hand bending the other direction, all the while squeezing like a normal jelq.

I was probably 60-70% erect, I always stop and pull on my pubs a bit (quick sharp pain lowers erection level quickly for me) when I get any higher than 70%. Again, the reason I like this is because it seems like it would stretch the tunica decently on the sides of the penis (where I need girth the most) at the same time putting less strain on the urethra and dorsal vein and nerve; areas I’m always a little afraid of injuring if I go a little too hard.

Does this make sense?

Maybe I should have said, I tried a new techinque, new to me that is.

peac.e

Everyone here has a story about a new technique they developed, its a little bit like the scene in “Rocky,” there interviewing him punching the side of beef in the meat locker and they ask him, “Hey Rocky, is that a new training method?” And Rocky’s reply, “Yea, I guess I invented it.” When you spend that much time alone with your penis, you cannot help but develop a new “schwing.”

Naturally. However, I guess I have to make this an off day b/c I’m not sure I can PE now after the image of Sly pounding his meat.

J/K. Great movie.

Also, I’ve developed a couple new PE techniques since the original thread post.

1. Before choking your chicken, chase it around an alley for a while first.
2. Eat plenty of lightning until you start crapping thunder.

peac.e