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Lamarckism!
But the giraffes, man. What about the giraffes?
Start: (Aug 2001): 6 1/2 bpel x 4 7/8 mseg
Current: (6/24/14): 7 3/4 bpel (7 nbp) x 5 5/8 mseg. BEG 6 1/4. BPFSL 8 1/8.
Goals: First: 7 1/2 bpel x 5 1/2 mseg ACHIEVED! Current Goal: 7 nbp x 5 3/4 mseg (almost there!)
“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor
I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.
Perhaps you could get a job at a nuclear power facility, have your dna altered, become teenage mutant ninja penis, and pass that on to your children.