New one -- hiring PE trainer for motivation
Shit I’m about starting at 5.8 BPEL and a bit under 5 in girth. I’m supposed to have good genetics (was a quick responder to weight lifting and the like, had a good ability to learn most things as a kid, etc). However, when it comes to PE, I just can’t seem to gain a damn thing. I thought I had some really good gains a few days ago after 2-3 days of new/heavy workouts (changed my exercises and everything) but then I took a day off and when I got back into my routine I not only had lost my quick gains, but can’t seem to get any of it back. This has happened time and time again, and I feel like I’m getting nowhere.
I will, therefore, honestly pay anyone here, anywhere in the world $5K cash without any questions asked (no tax withholding) if they can just help me out and be my PE trainer until I hit 7 BPEL. All I need is some regular advice, some confirmation or denial of my theories as to whether I should, for example, actually get off my lazy ass and get some thread (or whatever the fuck) and some starter weights so I can make use of this damn hanger I got sitting in my drawer for a year (Bib, you need to make a damn package that includes all this shit, I’d have seriously paid you over 500 bucks + 10x shipping costs + you fucking name it if you’d just make it easier so I don’t have to feel like a bozo walking around the store & those low-lives trying to figure out where shit is and getting mistreated by racist store clerks who probably struggle for days to make what I do in an hour; seriously, you could just forward half the damn order to Home Depot and keep the change and I’d have been so much better off now.. I hate having to shop at 10 places to get one damn thing done — now I’ll never get to know if your damn hanger works, bloody stores are supposed to be places people actually feel like going to and buying shit.. Not to feel like they’re being exterminated by fat people in some sort of neo-concentration camp</rant>). Anyway, I make serious bank, but get downright neurotic/nervous in public places and ABSOLUTELY HATE going to places like stores where I constantly get mistreated by fat, ugly strangers who are probably just being racist towards me.
As for my training: we can make it fun, should BS about other things once in a while, but I’d report back to you on a daily basis on what I’ve done and you need to be tough (I sometimes get very unmotivated when it comes to this shit and I push them aside in favor of work or some other BS). When I try to BS you, CALL ME OUT ON IT and hold me accountable. Trust me — I get very good with the BSing and I need someone to call me out on it so I don’t relapse. However, one plus is I absolutely never tell a lie. So while I may BS as to why I haven’t done something, I’ll never lie and say I have done it — so as long as you ask direct questions and listen for just the part that has the answer, you can call me out on the rest and I’ll have to amend my ways. The key thing I’m looking for here is the motivation.
Also: when I lose gains, I lose motivation even faster, so you need to have a backup routine that’s TOTALLY different from my current routine (new exercises, weights/reps/duration you name it) for me to try out so I don’t just give up & call it quits for another month. I have a real problem with motivation because I was heavily abused as a kid (burned up bad, scalded, whipped, beaten with a hammer, face busted with metal rods, even poisoned once — long story) it was pretty much only the fear of near, certain & painful death that ever got me to do anything.. Sometimes (after being beaten and burned half to death) even to move, lol.
If you think this job’s a good side one for you, PM me.