Need some advice from the masters of the meatsword
I am just about to start off my PE routine and need some advice. Before the veterans sigh and roll their eyes, yes I’ve read all the FAQs and I do intend to go on the “Newbie Routine” for the first couple of months :) .
My first question is: I did the LOT simulation/test/whatever and I can still get tugback at 6 0’clock. FUCK. I read that this means stretching exercises won’t work and I’ve got less chance of getting gains than winning the lottery. Does this mean I should forget about the newbie routine as it is mostly a strecthing exercise (Jelq) and roll up in the foetal position and cry all night?
Secondly this question is more for the vets who are in a married/engaged/defacto relationship : If I go ahead with the newbie routine I don’t want my partner to know what I’m doing. This stems from a multitude of reasons. What is the best way I can do the routine while hiding it? I was thinking of doing it in the shower but half an hour in the shower is a long time and she might get suspicious. Any tips/advice?