NEED HELP Suicide soon

True, but maybe he just needed some reassurance.

I think none of us can really say if he was really considering suicide or not, because we cant understand what it would be like to have such penis size.

If we who are around average feel insecure I cant even think how this guy must have felt, although I’m glad he continues to lurk in this forum.

Tried twice , survived. Trying to keep the faith. Oh by the way I learnt some stuff :D

Advice: Cutting your wrists doesn’t kill you , it will just leave you with scars. Believe me, you have to cut your hand off for enough bleeding. (So hollywood lies :)

Advice2: If you are an allergic person, never try to suicide with pills+alcohol. No matter how many pills+how much drink, you will still survive because you body will reject chemicals. The result is you will only get drunk and will pee and shit in many colors for one week. LOL

Thanks for advices by the way , this forum is really good for people like me, now keep on reading old posts.

Everyone is here for a reason.

I remember when my grandmother had sawn off most of her hand with a band saw intentionally before passing out and later being flown in helicopter to the hospital. She was found and cared for very very quickly. She later had close success with running in front of a semi-truck but we caught her before she got to the road she was heading to.

It sounds like you’re a pretty bright guy, more intelligent than the average even. Considering this I’m still not convinced you’re certain on death when you try to kill yourself or they are based on quick spouts of emotion that drive thoughtless methods to work.

My thoughts on your suicide lessons.
A1: Cuttings wrists .. could kill you if done “properly”.. even then, there is a fairly good chance that someone would find you by then. I agree here for the most part, but why did you try slitting your wrists in the first place? It’s one of the most common of the failed attempts that are out there.. I expect that from uneducated teens, not you.
A2: It’s a lot easier to kill yourself on mineral’s. This to me seems simple again. Fatality is almost guaranteed with these things.

Both suicide methods just seem uncertain. Beyond that though, and perhaps what makes me the most unconvinced, is you never took the observation from your ‘advice1’ and applied it to your second attempt for what would be considered guaranteed (I honestly don’t know how my grandmother survived).

I’m not a psychological expert, and more to the point is that “I don’t know you”, but killing yourself over a penis seems.. maybe you can help me with the terms here.

You’re right with your thought there when you apply it to me. I don’t know and probably will never know what it would be like.

(hexmaster, please tell me to bug off if you’d like me to and you’ll hear no further word from me.. I don’t want to spoil this experience for you)

No I don’t want you to bug off. Everyone is free to share ideas here. I couldn’t tried the 3rd attempt because

This is not Canada , there are not 10 guns in every single house LOL

I had to look at dictionary. Thanks , learned smt new : bug off :D

No offense if I’m wrong, but this comes across as a really crazy attempt at trolling.

Don’t give up. Don’t take decisions that will affect your whole family and friends. If theres a chance of changing this, PE is the answer. Believe in it.

I just asked a honest question, I didn’t call bushit here. I offer much support to my fellow PE brothers.

Well, I meant to say bullshit here, not bushit!

Anyways, I did google him and still didn’t find any photo evidence. He is a well known doctor in Brazil. It is hard for me to believe a claim of a 6.29 inch gain through surgery as I have seen only the opposite in photographic evidence. And guiness records have been proven false in the past.

If the PE gains never work, and the surgery doesn’t provide much, and nothing else works, perhaps you were born into this life to dedicate yourself to something nonsexual. Maybe some spiritual practice.

It’s funny you mention this when just today I was thinking about what I could achieve if I didn’t have a dick to think about.

I mean, assuming 1/4 of my life wasn’t so consumed with hormones.. I.. I.. well I could do anything!

Continues pulling on his wee wee while pondering

You mean pills, alcohol and slitting wrists at the same time?

*laughs* … Okay, a rewrite

“Beyond that though, and perhaps what makes me the most unconvinced, is you never took the observation from your ‘advice1’ and used the conclusion to formulate your second attempt for what would be considered guaranteed (Cutting your arm off).”

*sighs* My grandmother, she was so depressed when her husband died. Seriously, trying to grind your arm off with a bandsaw doesn’t seem particularly pleasant, but then slitting your wrists doesn’t either.