My "short" story and other stuff

Hello all. Well I’m finally ready to make the commitment. I can’t believe I first learned about this place over a year and a half ago and it’s taken me this long to actually get started. I’ve even had the BIB hanger in my possession for over a year already and have never once used it. Well today’s the day and I’m resolved to get it done. I shall be huge.

Stats and Goals:

My starting stats are 6.5” BPEL and 4.9” girth.

My eventual goal is 9x7 with a good flaccid hang. In terms of the perfect penis (if there is such a thing) I would almost say that 9 inches in length is too much but I’m rarely at my firmest. In fact if I’m not REALLY into it I can get as small as 5.5” which in truth really sucks because I’m constantly trying to concentrate on being rock hard so that I can feel like I’m doing a good job. With a 9 incher, I could be semi-erect at 7.5 and still fill her up from almost any angle which would make for some very relaxed love making. Of course the 9 inches would largely be for my own ego because everyone knows that it’s the girth that women really want. In fact women have no real sensation past the first one third of their vagina (as I’m sure most of you already know), which means if an average woman is between 6-7 inches in length anything past 2-3 inches is wasted - sort of. Apparently some women really enjoy that visceral sensation of having their cervix bumped and internal ligaments pulled. For others it just causes pain - so I guess it depends on the girl (and the position of her uterus), but I think (and this is the crux of it) that all girls like the looks of a huge dick. It’s like seeing a guy with big arms or a massive chest. It’s very alpha male to have an enormous penis I think, and as everyone knows - the alpha male gets the ladies, which is why having a big dick is mankind’s biggest obsession.

About me:

Anyway, I never really had issues about my penis until about midway through college I guess. My friends in college were a bunch of jokers and they were always coming up with bullshit lies on the fly to see if they could get away with it, so one day they decided to start a rumor about me that I had an enormous dick (don’t ask me why.) The analogy they came up with to try and quantify my immense size for all the curious girls in earshot was that I was hung like a “Shetland Pony” (hence my User Name). Anyway you’d think such a rumor would be great to have in college, but really the opposite was true. Why you ask? Because the girls actually bought into it and I noticed that I was starting to get a lot more attention than usual. I’d walk by girls in the dining hall and they’d whisper to each other and giggle, and I’d catch them trying to sneak a peak at my crotch.

So it finally started to dawn on me that yes.clearly SIZE IS IMPORTANT. Fuck. So great - all these girls thought I was hung like a small horse, which pretty much removed them from the dating pool. Shitty situation. So that was about 8 years ago, and my obsession with size kind of waxed and waned after that depending on the situation.

Like there were the girlfriends that had huge vaginas for instance. That never lasted long. I felt like I was screwing air and assumed that she couldn’t feel a thing either. On the plus side, like many of my average brethren I learned how to do all the other stuff very well in order to make up for my other shortcomings. Eating a girl out became my favorite thing to do. I always used to think that I liked it because I had a vagina eating fetish (which may be true), but now I’m not so sure. If I was born with a huge schlong things might have turned out differently. Still, when I finally do get massive, I’ll be able to chow box like a pro, so you know, I’ve got that goin’ for me.

Probably the worst event that really ended up crippling my sense of penis self worth was an incident I had with my last girlfriend. At the time of the initial blow I was in a phase where I really didn’t have any active issues with my penis size. You know, you look at it hard in the shower, or in the mirror, you suck in your belly, you squeeze the base and try and make it look as big as possible - you cheat with a ruler and measure from underneath.all that subconscious stuff you do to make the best of a bad situation - convince yourself that you’re the man. So I think I was even feeling cocky about it one day, and brought it up to her, kind of like “so what do you think about my penis.” And she said something to the effect that it was long enough but “it could be wider.” Ow.crushing. Brought all those old insecurities rushing back in an instant.

Because aside from surgery there’s nothing I could do about it right? I was just stuck being too small for my girlfriend. So it was really at this point in my life (about 3 years ago) that I REALLY began obsessing about it. Every time she’d start masturbating during sex, I’d interpret it as my dick not being big enough. She also had a hard time cumming at all during sex, which I logically interpreted as I “could be wider.” And I didn’t like it if she’d see me soft because I was a shower (if you can even call it that) not a grower. I don’t think I even realized how much it affected our relationship until now.

But the worst thing that happened was when we were going through this week long fight about a year ago, and the issue of penis size somehow came up. We weren’t actively fighting at the time but I could tell she was looking for ammunition and it was her who brought it up. Ex-boyfriends I think was the topic. I immediately felt uncomfortable and tried to change the subject because I could sense an attack coming on - and then she said it: “My ex-boyfriend had a HUGE dick.” As if she’d been waiting to tell me that all week. Talk about a kick in the nuts. It still stings thinking about it now. You know it may have been that statement that sealed our eventual fate, come to think of it. Just couldn’t stand it anymore.

I’m sure many of the guys in here have similar stories. Sure you can say that all you need is more self esteem and not a bigger penis - and who cares what other people think, it’s what you think that matters and all that.but come on. Why else would guys attach weights to their dicks for up to six hours a day for years on end unless it REALLY mattered to them. It’s what every man wants. And if you can get it, why not go for it? I don’t expect it to solve all my problems - but I bet it’ll help.

My Plan:

But that was yesterday. Tomorrow I’ll be Dirk Diggler. And I’ve got the tools to get it done. I’ve got a BIB hanger, a pump, and my Penimaster just arrived in the mail today. I have a very busy schedule so I don’t have a lot of time to spare so what I’ve come up with seems like the best routine in terms of balancing bang for buck.

I know they say to wait to use the BIB until 3 months in, but I just don’t work that way. I know myself. I need to start now or it just won’t happen. But I see no danger with starting off hanging if you’re using light weights. I’ll break myself in, listen to my body, and gradually titrate to effect. Anyway, here’s the plan:

When I get home from work I’ll start with a couple 10 minute pumping sessions (following avocet’s recs for break in period, followed by a hanging session for about an hour and half to get the ligs involved, followed by the Penimaster until bedtime to help cement those gains. Not a big fan of jelqing and other manual exercises because they’re just too time consuming. Hanging and the ADS will allow me to be hands free so that I can study or do whatever. To help this process along, I plan on buying an ultrasound wand ($200) to heat the ligs prior to and in between my hanging sessions. Since ultrasound also has the ability to help drugs penetrate deep below the skin, I’m also working on finding a medicinal ointment of some sort that might help loosen up the ligs as well. Any suggestions on that would be appreciated.

So I’ll have the hanging for length (and girth at the base), pumping for girth and some length, and the ADS to help cement it all. Pretty sweet.

Sound reasonable?

Sorry for such a long initial post - I guess I’m just gitty to get started with this whole process. Thanks for reading.

-Shetland

I’m not sure about the plan, but welcome and good luck. Just be consistant and you should be fine.

Shetland, Welcome to the posting (and PE) side of Thunders.

Ouch man, that girl was really harsh when she talked about her ex. I hope you realize she was only trying to get in your head. You are above average in length and average in girth, so for her to say that is bullshit (my opinion). I strongly suggest that you do the newbie routine first. You will gain some girth, not to mention some additional length. Don’t start your PE career by hanging and using a BIB…that’s an amputation waiting to happen. Give the manual aspects of PE a shot, you might like it. Believe it or not, it really isn’t that time consuming…maybe an hour a day IF that. From the way you write, you seem like a smart guy, so use your head man. If the newbie routine is so highly advocated by all of us here on Thunder’s, then why would you want to go against it?

Best of luck, and again, welcome.

~MrClyde

Alright, well I’ll consider doing the newbie routine for a while before hanging - but what about the ADS and pumping? From what I’ve read, you can start straight away with those, right?

IMO you should start with the “newbie” routine, And also use your extender, Just remember to start with low tension, 6-700 grams for a few hours a day. I am positive that you will gain from this, And when the gains slows down (months from now) then you should add pumping and hanging.

Welcome and the best of luck to you.

Welcome Shetland!

Someone else may chime in regarding the hanging after pumping effects. I can’t even imagine doing both in one session!

Clamping down on your “Pumped Up” penis with the Bib after a session seems like it would defeat the purpose!

I do let the tube hang BTC with the heating pad adding to the overall weight for a slight lig stretch.

Happy Growing!

Yeah I think you just summed up my biggest fear Shetland. I’m so afraid of that happening to me, so that’s why I’m PE, so I never receive that response in my life.

Welcome to the wonderful world of PE. I hate to say this, but you are spending a lot of money on things that are unnecessary, or that you won’t need for a while. If you jump right into pumping and hanging now you will most likely do one of two things, or both. One: You will cheat yourself out of the easy newbie gains that come from the initial manual work and Two: you will probably injure yourself. Although these early injuries are not too serious, any injury will set you back in your PE career.

First off, follow the newbie routine. You should be doing nothing more than jelqing, manual stretching and ADS, for several months, in most cases two or three or until you are well conditioned, whichever comes first. Then you start with the gadgets

And speaking of gadgets, I feel you have already wasted your money on the pen, but maybe you can use it, or add MB’s AE head to it replacing the noose, which will kill your dick. There are also better methods of hanging available now, but I won’t get into that here. And please don’t throw away $200.00 on a heating wand, when a 99 cent rice sock will do the same job.

Otherwise welcome
and Good luck

Thanks for the advice Big Girtha. I think you may be right about the throwing money away part. I’m really pissed right now actually. I ordered the penimaster from this German company and was waiting with bated breath for it to come. It finally came yesterday, but due to privacy reasons didn’t get a chance to actually try it out until today.

What a piece of CRAP!

First of all that rubber fitting piece that’s supposed to fit around the base of your glans is really cumbersome to get on. If you’re supposed to take it off and jelq every 60-90 minutes this thing didn’t come with any quick release/quick reattach mechanism. And if you’re not careful your foreskin can get pulled through that hole you thread the rubber strap through. So anyway, after about a half hour to 45 minutes of fiddling, I finally got it on, but it pulled on the base of my glans in a very painful way. So I tried wrapping with cloth underneath the theraband that they provide and it just slipped off. I imagine that I’d be able to figure that one out eventually after some trial and error (maybe) - but the real joke is that this thing is supposed to be able to be worn in cognito. Fat chance in hell it will. Maybe if you’re wearing MC Hammer pants, but not with any regular clothing it won’t. So given that I have a roommate, I don’t know how this is gonna work.

So you’re right - the simple ADS would have probably been a much better solution. I just wanted to do it right so I thought I’d get the professional stuff.
Lesson learned I guess.

But maybe there’s hope? What’s this about MB’s AE head? Since the “noose” part is the only part of it that really sucks (really really sucks), maybe I won’t have to throw this thing away after all..

In terms of the heating wand - I just don’t think a rice sock can penetrate deep into the ligs like an ultrasound could. And since an US can help push drugs through your skin I was thinking of combining it with a medicinal of some sort. I have this “scar serum” made with cocoa butter and vitamin E that’s supposed to help with scar healing. Also centella asiatica (Goto Kola) has been scientifically shown to help prevent stretch marks. I was thinking that this must be due to it’s ability to help with tissue growth. If I could force some of this drug transdermally with an US maybe I could get a local effect on the ligs and help nudge them along in the healing/growth process. Just a thought. And while I’m at it I could rub the stuff all over my penis when I’m done with a routine and apply a quick US to help get the stuff into the tissue and tunica too. I wonder if there would be any untoward effects of ultrasounding your dick? Probably not.

But that’s really beside the point. I’m just pissed that I payed $130 or whatever it was for this painful, cumbersome, bulky POS. Don’t these people ever try on their own inventions?

But you’ve all convinced me. Don’t want to miss out on newbie gains by stressing myself too quickly. Newbie routine it is.and maybe an ADS if I can get one that works at least half way decently..

Thanks,

-Shetland

Shetland:

Always buy within the community. Our guys are constantly improving their gadgets based on forum feed back, and we have made some very good progress along the way. Not only that, they stand behind their products, they have to, or else we all get together and beat them to a pulp with a burned rice sock.

MB has a wonderful head on his extender. I’m not sure, but I think it will fit on most of the other extenders. You might want to drop him a PM. But I have to warn you he is as busy as a one legged man at a butt kicking right now and may take a while to get back to you. But that is fine because it will give you more time to condition yourself with the newbie routine. One of the great things about manual PE is it is free.

I would highly recommend the newbie routine for a while. I gained a half inch of girth using ONLY the newbie routine. Once you have about 3 months of that you could start working in all those fancy contraptions you picked up

Simple ADS that can be worn under clothes: seach for SuckXtender and LegXtender.

I’ve read a great story…
Good luck Shetland_Pony, I believe your next girlfriend will be amazed by your new look penis.

Regards,

D’

Hey Shetland. I can highly recommend the newbie routine also. I’ve been on it a month and have seen the (what seems to be typical) newbie gains. About .5-.75” in EL and .2 or so in EG. Just plain old manual stretches for 10 min. And dry jelq for 10-15 mins. Once a day, sometimes twice as privacy allows, 3 on/1 off schedule. I don’t know if I’ll ever hang or clamp or any of those things yet. I want to get the first three months under my belt and decide from there. This routine is comfortable and convenient for me and I am doing it covert to surprise the wife.

Sorry about the girlfriend man. That statement is just cruel and shallow. She probably isn’t worth your time. My wife had an affair with our neighbor, who I know had a pretty good sized unit. We’ve worked all that out over the past year but I had been feeling uncomfortable about MY size over the past couple of months. A situation like that can really ruin a person’s self-image. After getting my shattered ego back together, I decided to look into PE methods. All the pill ads, medical sites, surgeries etc. That’s how I stumbled on to this place. Did some reading for about a month before deciding to get on the train. It’s really been an eye opener for me. I know it doesn’t make me a better lover or person in any way but it sure makes me feel better about myself. I’m not doing it for her necessarily but for me. The past year has taught me that I need to work on making me happy any way that I can and PE has given me that outlet and boosted my own self esteem.

I was looking at a short-term (3 month) goal of 0.25”x0.2” and a long term (6 months) of 1”x0.75”. Looks like I’ve already reached that short-term in one month. I think I could probably make the 1” BPEL in the three months now. I may have to adjust my long-term goal a bit. Never really thought I could be one of these porn star types but now I’m beginning to think maybe I can.

Good luck and happy gains!

Shetland, you sound so much like me with regard to your initial “shotgun” approach to PE. I used to think, “If ANY of these things work, then I will do then ALL at once and get huge!” Well, allow me to pass on what very little wisdom I have gained.

The race is against yourself. You tissues WILL grow but not at the same pace or due to the same procedure as anyone else in this forum. Read what the Vets have to say and give them the gravity they deserve. These guys have paid some considerable dues in their pursuit of the “Craft” (that’s a Big Girtha term). If you really try to avoid their mistakes, you will be spared a lot of pain, uncertainly, and frustration. When you find the exercises that work best for you your gains will come much faster. I personally owe some of these guys a lot for documenting their trials. My progress has been rapid (in my opinion) and I have remained injury free thanks to their advice.

Do not be so quick to discount the manual stretches and jelqs! I did the same thing the first few months and still saw some gains. However, I struggled to find a gripping mechanism or PE device that could be loosely compared to the versatility and convenience of my own hands. Lately I have added jelqing and stretching to my routine and my program is MUCH more balanced. I can feel the difference.

Time is simply invaluable. There is NO substitute and no shortcut. Your body is designed to work this way, and trying to circumvent the natural rhythm of stress & recovery will not speed your gains (it could significantly slow them). You have more time then you think you do. Multitask. Start taking longer showers and do your stretches and jelqs there, where privacy is a sure thing. Lots of guys do “piss pulls” where they perform a few stretches and jelqs every time they go the the rest room. Cumulative time is important.

You seem like you have a good head on your shoulders, so I wish you the best - confident that you will gain if you stick with a solid routine.

Welcome to Thunders.