This is my first post ever.. Where should I begin? I’m 5.75 inches by ~4.5 inches erect. Flaccid, I don’t even know. I try not to think about it. I’ve tried jelqing but I cannot maintain even the smallest semblance of an erection, even with porn. I don’t know where to begin, but I need to. I’m not happy, to put it simply. Sorry to sound like a whiner, but what the hell should I do? At this point I’ll take on any routine or any advice of any type. My size makes me miserable. I blame my girlfriend somewhat, but mostly my pitiful insecure self for being this way. Wah wah wah, I know. Here’s what I want: 8.6 X 5.5. I know it will never happen, but I just want to top the one guy I’ve heard so fucking much about. If anyone has any suggestions for getting there I’ll take them.
To be a bit more realistic, I’d like:
Adult-looking flaccid length (like what, 3 inches would make me happier than I am now)
7 inch (or more) length
A little bit bigger in the girth department.