My Inaugural Post

So, my name is Jaime. I am from northeast Texas. I have what would be considered a decidedly average—remarkably average, even—penis. Pressing to the bone, I’m either 5.8 or 6 (on a good day) inches long, and about 4.8 inches around in girth. Considering that most guys have at least half an inch of subrapubic fat, that makes me about as average as average can be.

Well, I’m sad to report, I’m not most guys. As my username suggests, my penis is somewhat buried in fat, due to me being overweight. I may even be obese according to some metrics. I’m 6’ tall, and weigh 240 lbs. Lying on my back while erect and just measuring what’s exposed outside of the fat, I measure about 4.3 or 4.5 inches long, depending on what day it is or how aroused I happen to be. This has caused me a great deal of anxiety over the years, and has led to some embarrassing issues of not being able to “get it up” due to said anxiety. No one has ever, ever complained about the size of my equipment. I mean, the fat does push back during intercourse, which I’m sure they realize and feel.

Anyway, fast forward to now: I’m trying to get down to at least the upper end of my “ideal weight.” I am exceedingly busy, though, as a business owner, and free time is scarce. It’s hard to pencil in exercise or healthy meals! So, my fear being that I won’t be able to devote the time and energy needed to lose weight, I’m going to try to conduct as rigorous and objective of a study as I can to ascertain if penile stretching—which I’m assuming really just affects the suspensory ligament, allowing more inner penis to come forward—is a legitimate practice to enlarge one’s penis. Jelqing is another popular option, obviously, but to be honest, it scares the piss out of me. I’ve heard horror stories of guys really messing their units up. I tried it once and went tingly, which made me say “Nope, no more.”

My starting stats (as of last night):
NBPEL: 4.52”/11.5cm
BPEL: 5.9”/15cm

Stretched lengths were the identical.

The routine:
Two sets, twice daily, of a four point stretch; stretch up, down, and to each side for thirty seconds.

Welcome to the club, SomewhatBuried. An interesting thing we find here on Thunder’sPlace, we all have to start somewhere. A lot of guys find that as they do this one thing for themselves, (PE, for example) a lot of other things begin to fall into place. Better self image, better health, better relationship with self, etc. Remember that if you don't take time to be healthy, you will definitely take time to be sick. Good luck with this new adventure and be careful. These crazy dick-pullers will make you laugh, think, occasionally fume with annoyance, and most importantly, help you with encouragement and support.

Yep put your bodyweight down it is the best option. I would reconsider jelqing, just start as light as possible and add a bit of force over weeks. Stretchting doesn’t allow the inner penis coming out though, the penis is tied inside the body at his root.

Welcome. Start w/ the newbie routine and check out the “fat off challenge” thread.