My Inaugural Post
So, my name is Jaime. I am from northeast Texas. I have what would be considered a decidedly average—remarkably average, even—penis. Pressing to the bone, I’m either 5.8 or 6 (on a good day) inches long, and about 4.8 inches around in girth. Considering that most guys have at least half an inch of subrapubic fat, that makes me about as average as average can be.
Well, I’m sad to report, I’m not most guys. As my username suggests, my penis is somewhat buried in fat, due to me being overweight. I may even be obese according to some metrics. I’m 6’ tall, and weigh 240 lbs. Lying on my back while erect and just measuring what’s exposed outside of the fat, I measure about 4.3 or 4.5 inches long, depending on what day it is or how aroused I happen to be. This has caused me a great deal of anxiety over the years, and has led to some embarrassing issues of not being able to “get it up” due to said anxiety. No one has ever, ever complained about the size of my equipment. I mean, the fat does push back during intercourse, which I’m sure they realize and feel.
Anyway, fast forward to now: I’m trying to get down to at least the upper end of my “ideal weight.” I am exceedingly busy, though, as a business owner, and free time is scarce. It’s hard to pencil in exercise or healthy meals! So, my fear being that I won’t be able to devote the time and energy needed to lose weight, I’m going to try to conduct as rigorous and objective of a study as I can to ascertain if penile stretching—which I’m assuming really just affects the suspensory ligament, allowing more inner penis to come forward—is a legitimate practice to enlarge one’s penis. Jelqing is another popular option, obviously, but to be honest, it scares the piss out of me. I’ve heard horror stories of guys really messing their units up. I tried it once and went tingly, which made me say “Nope, no more.”
My starting stats (as of last night):
Stretched lengths were the identical.
Two sets, twice daily, of a four point stretch; stretch up, down, and to each side for thirty seconds.