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My first post


My first post

Hi guys, I’m glad I found this board. There’s so much good stuff I can use on this forum. Let me be quite honest, I’m feeling really confused, and down about PE’s. There’s just so much stuff to learn, and most of it I don’t quite understand. I’ve tried reading everything, but some of it just doesn’t make sense like all these acronyms. I’ll include my ‘stats’ at the end of my posts so maybe someone can give me some pointers. The main reason I want to gain anything is just to be able to please my partner (when I get one hehehe) I don’t care for sitting around with my Boy’s and bragging about my size. Just for pleasing purposes. I am 18 and a virgin. I’ve had chances to ‘do it’ but I’ve been embarrassed about my size, so I had to find a way out of it. Even cost me a relationship. I’m really happy to be part of this board, and I hope someone can really help me. Thanx guys.

Age: 18
Weight: 280 (currently losing weight because someone said it gives more size)
Lot: 8
Flaccid length: 3 (to the bone, 1.5 visible)
Flaccid girth: 2
Erect length: 5 (to the bone, 3-3.5 visible)
Erect girth: 4 :(

Haven’t done any PE in my life, and I’m excited about getting started.

HERES ONE OF MY BIGGEST PROBLEMS: I’ve checked some of the routines and most of them are like 30 minutes long. The thing is I live at home with my mother and 3 brothers in a small apartment, so it’s very hard to get any privacy for even 5 minutes, let alone 30. What should I do? Maybe before I shower?

Do what you can, unfortunately this takes time, good luck.

There are four of us that live in my house. I jelq for 15 minutes every morning in the shower. I then jelq for 5-10 minutes every evening in the bath. Nobody know but me and you………..


START HERE —> Most Important Newbie Threads/Info

Clicking the link above is the place to start apart from…..nowhere, this is the only place to start, read, read, read, and when your done reading, read some more.

If you don’t understand most of it then you need to do some more research, you only have one dick, and if it breaks because you don’t know what your doing, your gonna feel a lot worse if it happens than when you first stumbled upon this wonderful site.

If you don’t happen to find the P.E acronyms, then here it is.
Glossary .

Privacy to do your P.E is a problem that a lot of people have. Some guys do their routine late at night or very early in the morning to avoid questions from the family. Just lock yourself in the bathroom for a while and tell your family (if they ask) that your having a bath, after all, thats why it’s called a bathroom.

Finally, welcome to thunder’s place helpmeeeee, have fun, take care of your dick and I hope you gain all that you want.


Thank you guys, time is not a problem for me, if I can gain 2 inches in 2 years thats fine with me, as long as I do gain something. ^ You’re right about only having one dick, so I better make sure I know what I’m doing. Time to read some more. I’m gunna be getting up half an hour early starting next week to do my routines. Thanx for the help guys. Appreciate it. Also when it says 3 days on, 1 day off, is that per week? Or is that 3 days in a roll for PE, and one day off? Thanx.

Don’t wait till next week. Start tomorrow. You’ll be VERY glad you did………

Actually, don’t wait till tomorrow. Start tonight. Do 100 jelqs in a nice warm bath………..

Come up with a reason for taking baths. The tub is a great place, and it’s private. Bathe really quick and do you’re routine with the remaining time.

Maybe make up a story about how stress relieving a hot bath can be. Make up statistical things like a hot bath once every other day adds 10 years to you’re life expectancy. Come up with shit like that. I’m sure it’s true, a hot bath is the best thing in the world.

That should give you some private time.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

3 on and one 1 off is days in a row mon, tue, wed, then thurs off then fri, sat, sun then mon off ect. Nothing is written in stone! Find what works best for you and listen to your dick, it will tell you when its too much. Good luck!

Up in the early morning is the time you should be awake.


Good luck to you helpmeeee (did I use enough e’s there :D ) You have come to the right place, and it looks like you have already gotten a lot of sound advice. If you have any questions, that’s what we are here for. Read up and then pick our brains. Just remember take it slow and stay consistent. Gains will come. Good luck to you.

Oh, BTW, I PE in the shower and after everyone has gone to bed. My wife knows I PE, but we don’t talk about it and I’d rather do it when she isn’t aware what I am doing. :leftie:


Ahh, thank you very much guys, I appreciate all the support! There should be more forums like this to help out ignorant people like me :) Actually the reason I wanted to start next week was becuz right now I’m sick as a dog, and I barely have energy to stand up. Thank you guys I really do appreciate it.

Okay last question I promise :P :

I read about the erection level, and how if it’s a very low erection it will focus more on length and the higher the erection it will focus more on girth. Is it possible to jelq without having any erection at all? I read that jelqing at a higher percentage then 80% should be avoided till you get good at it, but I don’t see a minimum level of erection. Thanx!

Follow the newbie routine and be patient. So far after almost five months, I actually seen some small gains. Who knows, maybe you’ll get that newbie gains, and get a fast .25 inches or so. Just jelq and stretch for now. Good luck.

You should never jelq or PE on any level with a full erection. It doesn’t matter how long you do it for. Keep the erection level low, concentrate on the basic concepts of PE.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I dont think jelqing with no erection is really feasible because you need some blood pumping in there to create the pressure of the jelq. Read up on kegals or PC’s they really help and you can do them anywhere!

No less than 50%, helpmeee. That’s just a guideline. Anything less than that and you won’t get a good pump during the jelq.


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