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MY dick just vanished.

My dick unexplainable shrank 3 inches in a span of 15 minutes now. It burns, ice ice cold now, like it has no blood. Guys this is very serious. I apologized to my friend today, and I think this is why this is happening. Need help now. They are russian.


Short Term Goal. 7.5 NBPEL. 5.5 EG. Long Term Goal 8.25 NBPEL 6.25 EG July 09 6.9NBPEL EG 5.2 August 09 7.1-7.2NBPEL 5.25 EG . October 7.1-7.25NBPEL, 5.25 EG Started at 6.5NBPEL, 4.6 EG

(Insert exceptional quote here) :P

Serge, Geroge, Alex U.


Short Term Goal. 7.5 NBPEL. 5.5 EG. Long Term Goal 8.25 NBPEL 6.25 EG July 09 6.9NBPEL EG 5.2 August 09 7.1-7.2NBPEL 5.25 EG . October 7.1-7.25NBPEL, 5.25 EG Started at 6.5NBPEL, 4.6 EG

(Insert exceptional quote here) :P

What?

Did you borrow a car trailer?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

:wtf: :-s


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

This is right on the verge of being ‘genius’. I just can’t quite get there.

Huh?


Speak softly carry a big dick, I'm mean stick!

what does dick shrinking have to do with apologizing and they being Russian? Seriously WTF?


Start: BPEL: 5 inches, EG:4.5 inches, NBPEL: 4.5 inches

Goal: BPEL: 6 inches, EG: 5 inches. NBPEL: 5.5 inches.Start Date 22nd Feb 2009.

"Oh baby, I love your naivete!".

Could this be psychological trauma from the Cuban Missile Crisis?

Just grasping at straws.

What is this I don’t even know what’s going on.

Originally Posted by skeebo
What is this I don’t even know what’s going on.


Ever so often we get threads like this around here, don’t boggle your brain on it too much because you might case your head to spontaneously combust because you are not a level 100,000,000,000 wizard yet.

Meditate to regain your mana for 6 days, then rest on the seventh, just like god when he created the earth, and you will heal to a state close to the one you were before reading this thread.

Unfortunately you can’t go back to being 100% because you have read this thread and will always have some damage left that will scare you for ever.

Think twice before opening threads like this next time, I once tried to help kingpole find his crown and had a stroke.

This place can be dangerous.


Wishing and hoping for the best - yup your doing it wrong.

If your having problems with your woodpecker, try using a steel post.

Originally Posted by Thatcat
I once tried to help kingpole find his crown and had a stroke.

This place can be dangerous.


:rolling:

My head hurts.
Actually, both of them.
At the same time.

I have to check on the cat. It’s up the chimney again. Next door.

-damfino

If it involves the neighbors - don’t apologize.


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

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