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Must Jelq. Need Lube. Olive Oil only option.

Always used Vaseline. Ran out yesterday and only place near me (chemist) to get more is closed. I MUST Jelq!

I have been a little inconsistant due to staying eleswhere, so I really need a good old Jelqing. I am tired after gym and it is getting late (it is 9pm here).

There is a 24h close that has Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I have never tried an Oil since finding Baby Oil was crap. I read that a popular member here (Titleist) uses it and states that it is slippery and lasts.

So I am going to get some now.

I have some questions:

If you have used it, how much for a 20min session?

Actually that’s it lol. I will post in depth how I found it compared to Vaseline later tonight. Hope it’s even better that Vaseline. Fingers crossed.


Start: 28/04/12 EL: 6.0 (NPB) EG: 5.7/16ths (Midshaft). Next measuring: 28/07/12

Goal/Be Really Pleased With: EL: 7.8. EG: 7.0.

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Olive oil is ok, but is costly. FYI, there isn’t any difference between simple olive oil and extra virgin oil that can matter for jelqs, but the latter will cost way more.

Virgins always cost more.

Olive oil is all I use. I can get about four months out of a bottle that is five dollars American.


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There’s no set amount you need to use. I would guess a teaspoon would be plenty for a session, but that will vary depending on how many Jelqs you’re doing.

I love olive oil but have lately been using vegetable shortening. It lasts longer without adding more lube. It too is VERY CHEAP. I would take it over the olive oil and the hand cream I was using. (Try it. It almost melts on your dick.Just right for jelqing.) (If my wife would suck me clean I’d use butter. I suppose margine would work like the Crisco.)


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Started PE: 3/12 BPEL 6.0 EG 5.6 * Current: BPEL 7.0 EG 5.9 BPSL 7.4 Nut Lgth 2.5" * Goal: BPEL 7.3 EG 6.3 BPSL 8.00

Mind over matter. All of life is transitional.

Coconut oil is better than vegetable shortening. It has a melting point slightly below body temperature.


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Thanks guys for the input!

Extra Virgin and Normal were same, priced £2 500ml.

Well, I could Jelq with it but found it a little more difficult. There wasn’t that ‘smooth gliding feel’ you get with Vaseline; rather it felt like harder work. But it did work - unlike Baby Oil.

I read some like to mix Olive Oid and Vaseline. I will try that tomorrow. Vaseline on its own is great though - apart from being messy and running out quicky. Oh, It is great for fucking women in the arse too. Lol. Seriously.

On amount: It did work a little better with plenty.

I don’t know how @Titleist just uses this and have them gains. Talent for PE I guess hahaha.

I am tempted to try every lube but Vaseline feels great. It won’t go so quick if I mix it though, lol.


Start: 28/04/12 EL: 6.0 (NPB) EG: 5.7/16ths (Midshaft). Next measuring: 28/07/12

Goal/Be Really Pleased With: EL: 7.8. EG: 7.0.

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OK, and I have to repeat the classic joke about this. A man tells his friend about Thunder’s Place and about jelqing. He tells his friend what wonderful results he has had from jelqing using coconut oil. His friend, impressed, decides to give it a try, but since he doesn’t have coconut oil, he substitutes Crisco - with disastrous results. Distressed, the friend reports back to the man, “I didn’t grow a bit! In fact, I’m SMALLER now than when I started!”

The man asks his friend to tell him, in detail, just what routine he was using. When his friend gives him all the details, he sees the problem immediately.

“I told you to use coconut oil!” he says. “You can’t use CRISCO! That’s SHORTENING!”


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

Originally Posted by marinera

Olive oil is ok, but is costly.

Costly?! How much oil do you need for a jelqing session? Even extra virgin olive oil is only a few pounds/euros for a litre bottle, and you live in a country that produces the stuff!

Originally Posted by wibble

Costly?! How much oil do you need for a jelqing session? Even extra virgin olive oil is only a few pounds/euros for a litre bottle, and you live in a country that produces the stuff!

And can distinguish between true olive oil and shit. The first has prices that range from 6 to 26 euros per liter.

And the amount needed for a jelqing session can vary a lot, depending on the area you have to grease. :D

Originally Posted by marinera

And can distinguish between true olive oil and shit. The first has prices that range from 6 to 26 euros per liter.

Right. And of course you need absolutely the very best quality organic extra virgin olive oil, traditionally hand-pressed from olives grown on ancient vines on some farm in Tuscany by a family who’ve been making the stuff for generations…to rub onto your dick. ;)

:)

I’ve noticed in my first two sessions that baby oil is shit. I will look towards Vaseline and/or olive oil going forward

Vaseline is much more greasy but olive oil, slippery, I’m guessing.

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