Measuring your progress.

Hey guys,

This is my first post. I have developed a way to physically see your improvements and how much you have left to go. Let me know what you guys think. First of you start by making a cylinder out anything that will hold water. For instance I’m going to be using the plastic from report covers. You make the cylinder the size that you hope to be one day,for me it’ll be 7x5. After, you get something that is soft and will harden like putty or play-dough and make a mold of your current penis. Once the mold hardens you fill it with water and pour it into the cylinder. This will show your starting point, you can even color the water red so it looks like one of the progress bars they have for fundraiser. Every few months you can keep re-taking a mold of your penis and refilling the cylinder, marking the level it is at and the date you measured. Eventually the cylinder will keep filling up until it’s all the way full and you have reached your goal! You can keep it on your dresser the whole time to use as inspiration and see how far you’ve come. That’s really it, pretty simple.

Hi 9inOrbust84. Joined in February and this is your first post? Shame on you.

As for your idea, it seems a fair bit of effort (the casting of your penis) but if you measure every few months as you said, it’s worth it. Good idea I think, I’d do it but unfortunately privacy here doesn’t allow me to have a cock-cast. :D

A-HW

I dont think I can keep an erection that long while the plaster is hardening.

You don’t have to be hard the whole time. Just enough to get the mold, then you wait until the mold hardens( without your penis in it).

Man! That is really simple!

I feel like such a fool for using a ruler all this time. This new method is obviously way simpler.

GM

Does your ruler tell you how much you have left to go? Can you actually SEE the gains on your ruler? IS your ruler the same exact size as you hope to be? Does it make you feel better to reject new ideas or make fun of them, because if it does then THAT would make you a fool.

Actually, it does.

Back in ‘97 I was taking a Sunday afternoon stroll through Chinatown, when I came upon a small shop selling tchotchkes & knicknacks that had been imported from China. As I was threading my way through the shelves of paper fans, bamboo umbrellas, and bouncy balls, I heard a chorus of tiny electronic voices calling to me: “One, five, three, one, seven!” Intrigued, I was delighted to find, neatly stacked in a colorful carboard box, the latest in computerized toys: the talking ruler. For $1.50 (CAN), I couldn’t resist: I had the aged shopkeeper wrap one up in the traditional brown paper he kept behind the ancient, manual cash register.

All the way home, the tiny package was clutched tightly in my hand. I simply could not wait to get into my apartment and tear open the crisp, new brown paper that the old Chinese gentleman had wrapped my new talking ruler in. Racing up the airless, painted concrete stairwell, I rushed to the door of my flat, the keys jingling as my hand shook with excitement…

GM

You know, I’ve held off on posting these ruler pics for fear of being flamed, but I feel that now is the time to do it. Please pardon the quality of these photos: I only have a shitty webcam, but hopefully they are clear enough for the majority of the members here.

GM

Oh, and for the record 9in: I wasn’t ridiculing your idea, I was ridiculing the statement “That’s really it, pretty simple”.

‘Cause, you know what, it a cool idea, but it isn’t simple. Really. Not simple. Rather on the complex side actually. And time consuming. Did I mention that? About the time, I mean? Yep, complex & time consuming: that’s what I was getting at.

GM

Sigh.

OK, how’s about this: why not find a vase or drinking glass of about the same volume?

Instead of making a mold, you could then use an old-fashioned Archimedian penile immersion to simply displace the water.

Hope this helps.

GM

Lol

Yes it’s sort of like a reverse Archamedian effect.

Archimedes was the first man to PE. After reaching his goals, he ran into the streets displaying his Greek appendage.

Eureka indeed.

If statues are to be believed, the Greeks prefered smaller penises…

Joke: ruined