Measuring accuracy!

I’ll try to put this clearly:

I have a curve. The curve adds another 1/8 inch. Do I measure along the curve or do I measure straight out? If I measure straight out I am not pressing my dick firmly against the ruler to negate any curvature, thus a shorter measurement.

If I use measuring tape I can measure along the curve and get a longer reading. I guess my main question is…Do I measure along the curve or do I measure straight out?

Also what about along the bottom to where the dick meets the balls? I go along the parts that I know will be useful in penetrating a woman. I get the longest reading here whether via tape or ruler. What do you guys think?

I think the most accurate way to measure you penis, is with a flat ruler placed on top of your penis. Straight out.

Dont measure on the bottom, you can if you want on the side, I think you could accidently get incorrect readings from the sie, so I just measure on top.

And done worry about the curve, once you start peing, the curve will start to fade. So just measure straight out.

Measure tight to the curve. No matter how you are curved, it’s all you and all of it goes in some orifice, to be appreciated by someone.

I have the same problem. I have always measured it on top with a ruler. I haven’t tried measuring it with a tape measure. Prolly, I would get a bigger measurement if I do since the curve would be taken into consideration.