Laughed at

Ask your woman what she likes and dislikes. My wife likes her body lightly touched all over. I start out with her totally naked lying on her stomach. When she turns over, it’s all I can do not to jump her bones when I see those big boobies laying there, but I hold off, because this is so relaxing to her. Your future women will tell you exactly what they like and dislike, if you ask them. Lasting 10 minutes won’t be a problem for either one of you if you can take care of their needs first.

Many women won’t tell you this, but not all women have an orgasm, vaginally. The clit is located in a position that is not conducive to penetration and stimulation. That’s why you’ll be the world’s greatest lover, in her mind, if you take your time with her and give her oral until she cums before you take care of yourself.

Words to live by, my friend!

If I were you I would tell her freinds you caught thrush off her.
If she is childish enough to tell people about your size (which is normal) then you give her a bit back.

It will be her with the bad rep after that..

If your going to be grown up about it then don’t bother, if someone asks “hey do you have a little dick?” or whatever..
Just say “Never had any complaints? Why? Want to check it out your self?

There ya go man don’t let it get you down.

Fuck her. I have a friend who does have a small dick. He broke up with this one girl and she got mad and told her friends he had a small dick etc….She ends up being a crack addicted whore. So there. Do not let one inside ugly bitch get you down. My friend still dated the most beautiful women I have ever seen. And you should see the girl he married. Nicest set of tits in 30 miles and an ass that just wont quit. Plus she is way taller than him.

It’s all about attitude. I wish I had half the confidence he does. Plus he doesn’t put up with peoples shit and that applied to his women.

Keep on working the PE. Even after a few pumping sessions my wife can feel the difference and my loads are porn star quality. She loves to see me geyser.

There you go, ladies.

Make fun of penis = Turn into a crack whore.

I can’t say I’ve ever been through the whole Made-Fun-Of-My-Penis thing.
But I can imagine it being about the shittiest thing a guy can go through, aside from having his woman bang another guy.

Ah well. Life is good.

-Borat, has a lust for life that just wont quit

Well, just tell everyone else that fuc**** her is like fuc**** the Grand Canyon. Even a boeing 707 will look small in the Grand Canyon, right? ;)

It’s probably the wrong thing to do, but I have to admit that that’s exactly what I would do.
I’d probably also add how incredibly horrid her crotch smells in comparison to all the other women
I’ve been with.

But that’s just me..

-WhammyBar

It’s fine to vent here.

But it’s much better to take the high road and not stoop to lying about STD’s or firing back with insults.

We don’t make ourselves better by knocking others down.

Even in the event they are small minded enough to attempt that with us.

Very very true, however I also believe that lessons in humility NEED to be taught
from time to time.

-WhammyBar

Ha! Can’t believe I missed your size of 5 feet 4 inches.

Oh yea that’s my bad. If I had 5 feet 4 inches I don’t think I would be complaining about being too small. I’d be complaining about being too big and I’d probably ask for some exercises like an anti jelq to decrease size ha ha!