It's nice to hear from ex

Tonight I was hanging out with my ex watching American Idol and I was so horny all night. So I pulled it out and started jerking. She looked over and said “holy fuck, I forgot how huge your head is”. I was all like “thank you”. And then she says “it has totally gotten bigger…hasn’t it!” I said “yeah, I think it’s the new vitamins I’ve been taking”. And she kept going on about the size of my head. I didn’t have my dick out all the way so no reaction to the rest of my dick.

She’s always making comments lately too how she thinks my dick is big. Any time my dick is brought up in conversation she mentions “your big cock”. Like I joked that when I get older I’m going to get a hot little 20yr old but my body will have fallen apart so the sex will be shit. And she says “no worries with your big cock she’ll have fun riding it with you just lying there”. And I joked that I better pick up a box of condoms if we were going to hook up later. I had magnums in my hand and she says “are there any condoms that are bigger then that cause your dick is too big for it.” I just laugh cause I know the difference but it’s still nice hearing these things.

I have to say I’m pleased with everything to do with my dick…my head, color, girth, ball size and shape, cum load, hardness, upward curve…except my length. It’s always bothered me and still does. It’s what I value as most important in a dick. I’m obsessed with getting more length and I’m afraid I won’t get it. My EL is a little over 6.5”. Before I would’ve thought that’s ok. I think part of it has to do with reading shit on here like “i don’t think a 7X6 is big” or some other bullshit. Obviously 6EG is big so when they say that they must be referring to the length. If I can just add a little more length I think I’ll start to feel comfortable with my unit as a whole. Hope I get there.

Soooo…

What you are saying is, you were watching american idol with your ex, and than you decided to pull your dick and start to jack off.

That’s… kinda disturbing.

Yes… Anyway… Congratulations on the gains, I guess.

Those are my thoughts as well lol. :funpost: :wtf:

After the auditions American Idol is boring at the early stages until like the last 4 or 6.

Bahahaha. She was doing shit to turn me on all night. It’s not like I was jerking it to the show. She saw that I was getting boners all night and said “you should just take care of it”. She even started showing me her ass after I started cause she knew it turned me on. She’s always liked watching me jerk off. It turned her on and I knew it would.

I like how jerking off in front of an ex(when not only is she ok with it but it also turned on by it) is now in “disturbing” category. Hopefully there’s a self help group here with fellow “disturbed” sexual deviants like dudes who fuck cows, the dead, or the 2 girls one cup type of crowd. I’m so messed up!

Love the biting sarcasm on the congrats by the way.

You’ve probably done more “disturbing” shit then that in your lifetime house. If not, you probably want to.

By the way, my ex went home and told me she pleasured herself to the mental image. Jealous much?

Oh, and if I told you what we did later that night, then you’d be disturbed!

I’m not, so go ahead and tell. :)

In my mind anything over 6”EL is big, anything over 5”EG is big because lets face it, if it’s over the average it’s big. You have to come to terms in your own mind of what you think is big, people are always going to say silly things like 7x6” isn’t that big in the context of PE on these forums but it is, I’m pretty sure alot of guys on here would be very happy with a 7x6”er , your gonna get more positive comments then negative ones in the real world with anything over 6”EL or 5”EG.

Yes we need to know “in detail” so we can “help” you :D - That’s what friends are for!

Hop you guys had some hot sex. It’s only logical to screw her silly since she’s talking about “your huge cock.” Hehe , time for show and tell. ACTION!

Did you crap in her mouth? Because if you didn’t, it’s probably not as disturbing as you are hyping it up to be.

Hey, I need to hear the rest of the story! What else happened that night. Blow-by-blow please. :D

Shit, ex or not, I think you should have hit that ass. No girl ever got away with that stuff with me when I was single. Tease me? No way. PLEASE me, or leave me. It sounds like it was cool with you though. So, good enough.

I just got a disturbing mental picture of a bunch of guys wearing their clamps and hangers, and jelqing and stretching all while sitting in a circle around a camp fire and listening to Crow tell his story. Haha :P

Haha. This is the worst thing anyone could do but I can’t bring myself to say what we did yet. Maybe I’ll get the nerve in a few days but now not ready to post. But I have to say it was weird and funny. I think I did it cause I know I can get her to do pretty much anything with me. I like pushing limits with her cause she’s up to do anything. And no it wasn’t shitting on me. In fact, that’s the only thing that would not be on the table with her. We couldn’t stop laughing about it even while it was happening but it was such a fun/funny moment between us. She said she never laughed or found something so funny sexually before. It was a good night. Haha.