It DOES Fing Work Imagine that shit

After a year+/- here on the forums, 6-9 months lurking and researching; 6 months registered, keeping my mouth (fingers from typing) shut. I can negate the “newbie” EQ increases and say without a doubt that I have solidly gained .5-.75 EL and .25-.5 girth and a solid .5-.75 flaccid. I have taken a few de-conditioning breaks one due to injury and several because I, either, needed them or life got in the way.

At first, I was skeptical and the old saying “If it sounds to good to be true, IT probably is!” has prevented me from making bad decisions before. But, I put my better judgment aside and really started to pay attention (after some thorough research) to those who have been here awhile and took their advice. I don’t have any secrets or magical routine or anything special about me. I just follow the newbie routine (1 or 2 on and 1 or 2 off) with some minor tweaks that “feel” right to me and my eleventh finger. I flex my PC’s like it’s the only thing that matters, short and quick and long and slow contractions, depending on my mood. I like the forums here and most people here are a wealth of knowledge and advice. And, some are trolls and don’t deserve this boards knowledge, (IP Blocking May Be Helpful). I never thought this was a possibility or even fathomed the implications of having this fortune bestowed upon me, for the guys that make this public knowledge, I appreciate all that you do.

I can say my life has changed dramatically, to say the least. I can feel the difference in my hand, I can see the difference in the mirror and with my own two eyes. I can see the way she looks at me, differently, now. She has been with me for 7 years come this January, and loved me before this and lusts for me like she did when our relationship was new. It has been a ride worth investing in. I can say nothing but good things about what is available here. I have learned that there are no shortcuts or get big quick schemes. I lean heavily to the “less is more” point of view now, I didn’t always. I only spend 3-4 hours a week tugging and have found that is the best for me. I have also found, in my experience, that anymore than 3 or 4 days a week, takes to much energy, and I believe hinders my growth, personally. Everyone is different and I know what works for me may not be beneficial for others.

I have learned a lot here on these forums; about myself and my ability to honestly dedicate time to a goal with no financial gain; about others, and how there are people who genuinely want to help others be well and how there are some that are just trolls and douche-bags. I’ve learned that life isn’t full of people trying to make a buck off me. All this and more for free, here, really. I am happy with my size now and I’m hopeful for more, if my ride plateaus, I’ll be disappointed, but satisfied with what I’ve learned and accomplished.

Thanks to the trolls, for the wonderfully vengeful and entertaining hand of thunder booting your negative asses.

Thanks and my deepest appreciation to those of you who have unknowingly helped me in this journey.

If you have a similar story share it, so the skeptical newbie can find it. Mods, If there is a thread like this please move my post there if you wish.

Drock87~
Currently BPEL 7” BPFSL 7.25” NBPEL 6.5” EG 5.25” FL 3.5”-4” Goal: anything bigger than my current stats.

Congratulations on the gains. Keep it up :) But try to avoid the leet when posting.

Good work! Reminds me of how I felt in 1996, right down to the trolls. I’ve told my story so many times, and at such length, that I’ve gotten sick of hearing myself tell it :D

Would be interesting to know how many hours total you figure you’ve put in.

Does she know what you’ve been doing?

Tom,

I think we all know your story! I mean shit you’re like the guy aren’t you? Well, you and Thunder, Right?

If I had to put a number on hours; including piss pulls, stopping and starting during urination, sitting on the couch with my hand down my pants just pulling/stretching/tugging on it, and the warm ups and downs, edging and the newbie routine, not including masturbating; 200-250 hours over the past year or so. Kegels, maybe another 75-100 hours. So all in all without masturbating or sex about 350 +/- hours. I keep a detailed log of my actual sessions but not all the extras like kegels, piss pulls and pulling on it while on the couch.

When I started, I was all gung-ho, and averaged 1.5-2 hours a session 5x a week and now I can do my routine in 45mins to an hour with a shower 3-4x a week, usually 3 M-W-F on T-T-S-S off which can vary with the week. In the last six months, probably 125-150 hours total excluding sex and masturbating. I have a 30-45 minute commute to work in the morning so I kegel then and on the way home everyday 5 days a week and kegel on weekends if I think of it.

She knows and is supportive. When I hurt myself being all gung-ho about 9-10 months ago, I couldn’t keep it from her. She wanted to have some fun with me and I told her he wasn’t feeling “well” and one thing lead to another and I told her about Thunders and what I was doing. She was instrumental in me toning down my sessions and keeping it light and safe. She also has told me I’m silly for all of this, and she loved me and she wouldn’t change it.. But we all know how quickly women change their minds. And now .. She’s my PE alarm clock; “Honey? Have you done your routine?” I Love Her, she loves me and the “seven year itch” may very well pass us by, thanks to you and Thunder. I learned my lesson early enough and I’m not out to be John Holmes, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I want a bigger one, that’s why we are here, right?. I think she does too, but wouldn’t admit it to me.

And I thought I was obsessive :)

Bigger feels better, always has, so of course we like bigger. As for the seven-year itch (or six year, or eight-and-a-half), I’m sure you’re aware of how we settle into routines, and yearn for something different. In essence you’ve introduced a new element into your sex life, which is a good thing to do. There’s plenty of advice out there about maintaining and rekindling romance. Avail yourself of it before thinking greener pastures….

Good posts Drock. And congratulations on the gains. :)

Great posts drock! Congratulations!

I can never get enough of the success stories on here. Congrats on your success.

I always appreciate posts from self-admitted skeptics. Gives a little extra reassurance for the rest of us out there who have yet to begin.

I can never understand why guys don’t just get on with it! :)

Congrats and welcome. Your story is very similar to mine. I remember when I saw my first gains after measuring 3 months into the newbie routine. Knowing that PE was actually working for me has made the routine more enjoyable and something to look forward to. Keep up the good work.

Yeah buddy! That’s what I’m talking about. A-unit I believe referred to this period as the “rainbows and unicorns” phase, where you are like “Hey, I am going to be nine inches at this rate!”

Of course we know that newbie gains are much quicker that the rest. So let me say something encouraging: Gains may slow down, I believe many vets can attest to this. But the additional gains will be there with hard work.

Study this site with a vengeance. You will find out so many encouraging tidbits for the intermediate stage, like IronAddict’s “word to all my brothers, if you made good gains already, face it you may be hanging with…” and insert heavy weight amount. I am paraphrasing. Things like that encourage me.

So awesome to see a man unleashed! The string is cut now, boy, they can’t hold you back!

Welcome to the inner circle brother ;)