Is This Weird? (Story)

There’s no way of knowing. Stop the nonsense.

Even with an excel spreadsheet of laser measured statistics from every angle he wouldn’t feel better. Only worse. Answers won’t help.

Until he realizes that these answers are not the ones that will help him get anywhere he will keep seeking them.

He has the right to pursue his nonsense. It simply will not come to any fruition or mean anything.

I was just reading through this thread and I really felt this statement. I took the same approach. My dick is small, it was even smaller than it is now, and on top of that I have always been over weight. Regardless of that, I put myself put there sometimes and was suprised that as long as I actually tried to please the woman I was with and focused on having fun, it always was.

Yeah… Its just not working. I just keep seeing pornstars that size fucking her in my head. I’ve worked so hard to get to 8.5x6. Everyone said that was big. Then this woman went and found someone bigger. Those lpsg clowns claimed it couldn’t be.

No offense, but the 2 guys here telling me to let it go are bigger than him. This lil twerp is huge, and u guys are bigger. Granted its a decade of pe. I’ve always been impatient. Maybe I just wont have sex again till I’m 9.25. who am I kidding,thats fucking impossible. Then of it ever was to get that big, I’d probably have nobody yo share it with anyways.

I just feel cursed. I’m going away for awhile.

Hey man! I’m sorry you are feeling down. It sounds like you were really interested in your friend with benefits, and it’s tearing you up inside knowing that you’re losing her. Or that you’ve already lost her. It’s like that old saying, you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.

So, first of all, your dick size is not the reason why she’s leaving. Neither is the other guy’s size. It just isn’t. Your dick size is already amazing. You need to learn to be happy with what you already have. A bigger dick is not going to make you happy. It is not going to solve your problems.

Have you thought back and asked yourself what you did, and what you did not do, that encouraged her to leave? Others here, including yourself, have commented on your insecurities. That’s part of the problem, but not the whole story, is it?

Be honest with yourself. You need to figure out exactly who you are, what you want. Then you need to figure out who your partner is, and what she wants. Do those things first. Then you can decide whether you want to do what it takes to keep her. Maybe the answer is you would do almost anything for her. But if you’re like most people you will want something back from her. If you are serious you might want to push for exclusive access to that pussy. Either way you should tell her. Or maybe she isn’t the one, and you should just relax and enjoy what you have while it lasts, knowing that it isn’t forever.

Second, congrats on the almost 30 pounds coming off. I know how hard it is to do that.

You were talking about getting into martial arts; I think that sounds great. Since your dick is already huge, maybe spend at least as much time doing healthy physically active things like that as you do on PE.

Also, do yourself a favor and stay away from those artificially sweetened drinks. They might be zero calories, but they still mess with your appetite, so you get hungry again sooner. Water is best. Maybe add a little squeeze of lemon. It’s better for you, and it’s cheaper, too.

Best of luck to you!

Sound advice FunSize nicely put mate.

Sooooo, there is really something wrong with this woman. Like today, she just kept dirty talking me and I think she’s just playing with my head. But she claims she gets horny when she thinks about some of the things we’ve done. But she’s currently in a relationship. Then out of the blue she video calls me to show me she’s playing with her pussy before work.Then I notice she keeps talking about my dick being big. Before, she never said that.

We also kinda had sex for like 4hrs the other night. I kinda feel like I’m in the wrong because of her boyfriend. And she definitely loves him. I told her to see a psychiatrist before she committed to any relationship, but she didn’t listen.

I guess I’m perplexed. Why does she continue to want to have sex with my fat ass, when she’s dating a skinny dude with a bigger dick? It can’t be money since she’s doing a lot better financially. She doesn’t even ask me for anything anymore. She actually buys me things. She treats me better now than before. I’m just so confused. What does this sound like to you(anyone)?

Anyways, now I’m really horny after all of this.

Could it be that his dick isn’t really bigger than yours? Maybe she just told you that to protect her boyfriend’s manhood. Bad enough She’s already cheating on him. Also might feel its a bad look to cheat on her boyfriend just for big dick. Just speculation.

In her defense, she told him about me before they started dating. I don’t think he knows everything, but I don’t know if it’s really cheating. She wanted something I just couldn’t give her. Like I’m not a PDA type of person. Nor do I really want to be in a serious relationship right now. He has known her longer than me. And he was practically begging her to take him back. And finally she gave in after a family situation. I think her family situation makes her want to be in a relationship. Like she doesn’t want to be alone.

Then sometimes I think she’s just experimenting with me sexually to help her become better at sex for him. It’s a very weird situation that I have allowed myself to get in.

See, she has had abuse in her background and she claims that I made her enjoy sex more. I don’t really get that,because she definitely had lots of sex before me. I’m just not sure whats going on. She’s told me she loves me and I love her. But I’ve always been more of a friend to her. I actually encouraged her to date more. I only became jealous these past few months. I’m just lost.

As far as his dick goes, I actually asked to see a pic. She said she didn’t have 1. I asked her to point to the spot on her pelvis/stomach where his dick hits and for 9inches it should have been near her belly button. The spot she pointed to was nowhere near that. So I don’t know if he’s really 9 or not.

That’s all sorts of messed up. That woman is no good for you. It sounds like maybe you don’t have any real reason to stay there. If you can, get away. Find a job in a new city and move. Don’t tell her that you are going. And when you go don’t tell her where you will be. Make a clean break and start fresh.

But who am I kidding? I’m afraid that you like things messed up. Letting her get in your head like that. Using you to cheat on her “boyfriend”. Seriously, if you told the guy that you had sex with her for 4 hours the other day, and that now she was sending you videos, what do you think his response would be? If you think he’d be upset then yeah, you did him wrong. I know that different people look at things differently, and maybe he would be fine with it. But I also know that if I was him that I would be extremely pissed off at both of you.

And quit talking about the other guy’s dick. Quit even thinking about it! It doesn’t matter how big he is. It doesn’t matter how big you are. But every time you bring it up it makes you look weak, insecure, needy. And you have been. But you can change. So change. Be more secure in yourself. Be calm, relaxed, and confident. Be comfortable with who you are. Respect yourself, respect the people around you, and I think you will find that others will start treating you with more respect as well.

Sorry for getting on your case like that. I’m not in your situation, so it’s easy for me to criticize. And who am I to be preaching all this? Just yesterday I was sitting next to my wife at our kids’ school and half the time I was checking out the hot married woman sitting in front of us. If she was sending me sexy videos it would be very difficult for me to do the right thing and say no.

Went to a sex shop and she accurately guessed the length of the dildo even after I covered it on the box

I’m thinking of buying it just to see if she can take it.

The website claims its 7.9 girth. She’s claiming that the guy has this and even the girth is around the same. And he’s only 5’7 140lbs. What the fuck

I wish I was 8 x 6

Losing weight is EASY

Think of this you did the impossible by growing your dick, losing weight is nothing. Slow and steady, set small goals every year. Count calories and Macros with a food scale. Good luck man

Could you please clarify what this means? I’m sometimes confused when I read stuff like this, because I’m jealous :)

Does this mean you have a hard-on for four hours and were banging non-stop?
Does this mean you had sex, took a break, cuddled, kissed, made out, had sex.repeat.. And then it adds up to four hours?
How much actual penis-into-vagina took actually place in those four hours?

Thanks for clarifying.

Hell no. I would be thankful if I was penetrating more than 40mins. And it definitely wasn’t non stop. More foreplay than anything. Plus I like ti finger. My fingers were probably in there longer than my penis. I came like 4 times. Lots of breaks as well.