We had people having clandestine sex in my high school too.
It’s not like I was going to school in 1870’s…
It was the aspect of doing it in plain view of a lecturing professor that I was grappling with.
In college I found a way into the ventilation system of our campus center building.
Fellatio in the air duct. An excellent choice.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: